Negative Equity - Disco Funk

Kristian "lovely bastard" Folan
James Victor "Rusty Spoon" Brooke
John "I'm Too Cool For a Nickname" Cave
Jack Brook
Reuben Slapbass-Johnson

Jonny "Sugar Tits" "Battye"

Originally formed in 2009 by founding members John Cave and Jonny Battye who were soon joined by the guitar maestro Jack Brook and rap communist James Brooke.

By April 2010 the band was ready for their first practice. Under the heavy influence and steady hand of ex-con Kristian Folan, who guided the band, they were able to quickly find their feet and waddle down the long and winding road to celebrity status / whores.

After several months of hard, neck breaking, toil the band realised that they were still missing that magic spark which could send them into the big time / whores. The missing piece of the complicated jigsaw was finally found in the bass slappin' prowess of Reuben Duckering, who joined the folk-core outfit in october 2010.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Negative Equity
• Soul Train
• Funk
• dancing
• guinness
• wham!
• rebecca
• black
• friday
• saturday
• gaga
• charlie
• sheen

[TheSuggstar]

I this the soundtrack to a low budget 60's porno/police drama?