Dirty Signs - Bitch, Please

Dirty Signs with Kristin! Today, we'll go over the simple phrase, "Bitch, please." Now all you need is some ridiculously long fake nails, and you can hold your own in a catfight!

DISCLAIMER: I am NOT an interpreter! I understand that the art of ASL is very complex, and what I do is much closer to "Signed English" as opposed to actual ASL. The phrases I sign in these videos are things I mashed together from individual words I learned on the internet and from friends, and are probably not very close to the actual ASL phrases. If you would like to start learning ASL, I highly recommend it--it's a beautiful language, and there are many good resources out there. With that said, I am not trying to disrespect anyone in the process of making these videos, I'm simply trying to have fun with my friends. If you see me signing something incorrectly, PLEASE let me know, and I will make a new video. Thanks!

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• dirty
• signs
• american sign language
• asl
• bitch
• please
• sign
• with
• kristin

[ASLperfomance]

actually, you might prefer BITCH FINISH, because it isnt usually a request, its a sarcastic way of saying STFU, right?

in that case actually sign it all with the dominant hand and repeat the FINISH for emphasis: BITCH FINISH-FINISH

[thfemale]

@ASLperfomance Oooh, good point! Is "please" normally only used as a request in ASL? From my impression, "Bitch, please" is a combination of both "STFU" and "You don't know what you're talking about." I still like the BITCH FINISH-FINISH translation, it really turns it into an ASL phrase instead of just SEE. Do you have Skype, and is there a possibility we can be friends so I can vet these phrases with you beforehand? Message me, if so. In any case, thanks for all your help!! :)

[ASLTerpCat]

@thfemale I agree with @ASLperformance. I think even using SEE sign it would be confusing. You know, I have Skype, I've tried to contact you in the past about doing some tutoring with you for your videos, and you say you're open to suggestion/help, but you haven't responded! Anyhow, I'd still love to help.

[thfemale]

@ASLTerpCat That'd be great! I didn't know if you were open to Skype-chatting so I could learn more and talk to you about what I'm doing, or if you were just interested in making your own response videos (which have been super-helpful!) and nothing else. I'll send you a message on here and let you know my email so we can set up a time to chat. Hooray!! :D

[thfemale]

@ASLTerpCat @ASLperformance I actually just recorded a re-do video for this today with the "BITCH FINISH FINISH" syntax. I'll be uploading it shortly. :)

[heatherxstacie]

wheres the horray?!

[Denman1995]

thumbs up if you came here to see what she did wrong

[ASLTerpCat]

@TheNatealator You're right! I would use the one-handed "finish" for STFU and the two-handed for "Bitch, Please".

[teubert2]

The meme is strong in this one.

[justinfoglesong]

As a fellow sign language person. It is very difficult to find these "dirty" signs sometimes so its good to see someone don't give a damn to inform, but yet have fun!

[KidBakz]

Hmm, deserves more views

[Xalxitz]

You forgot to do the punch.

[mjhoyer]

I did NOT have a great night. I even cried a little bit... I got no HOORAY! ending.