Sorraaayy I haven't uploaded in a long time. It just took me that long to get over 20 comments -_- Imma thinking of just---nevermind ^_^ hehehehs. I am not saying happy valerntine's day (it doesn't deserve to be capitalized xD) because it's a stupid holiday :) :P
-like a year later. I don't fucking know okay?! Forget the Trace pedophile thing..becauseeee...YUP. xD-
Cat: (sits down next to Joe) SOOOOOO...
Joe:...What?
Cat: When ya gonna pop the question?
Joe: What question?
Cat: You're stupid. (-_-)
Joe: I love you and all, but you're a very mean person.
Cat: Thank you, but when are you gonna ask Demi...tooo...you knoww..
Joe: I don't ask girls if they want to have sex with me it just happens.
Cat: (slaps her forehead) Oh my god..
Joe: What?! Seriously?! Who says like during a make out session "Yo, you wanna have sex now?"
Cat: DIAMOND RING. DUDE. DIAMOND. ON THE RING FINGER. Getting down on one knee? Does it ring a bell now?!
Joe: OOHOHH...it's too soon for that..?
Cat: Oh yes because 4 years is so little.
Joe: Psshhh..
Cat: (walks off singing) If you like it then you should've put a ring on it!
Joe: HA-HA HILARIOUS.
Demi: What's hilarious? (sits down next to him)
Joe: She was saying I sh--NURTHHINGG.
Demi: Uh huh. Whatevverrr.
Joe: (pecks her lips) I love you.
Demi: (Smiles) I love ya too.
-Hours later?..^_^-
Joe: (walks into the kitchen when Demi's at work; everyone's in the kitchen xD) Oh gosh, Imma do it..
Nick: I thought you already did do it?
Joe: What? Not that, Nick.
Cat: Guys are so perverted..
Jake: And you're not?
Cat: But I'm a girl, I have a right to be.
Joe: GUYS! IMPORTANT MOMENT HERE!
Kevin: What are ya gonna dooo?
[P.S If Selena was ever in the story...I don't remember but if she was, she's out, Miley's in :) xD]
Joe: Propose to her.
Nick: Who?
Joe: (gives him a look) Keira Knightly.
Nick: HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW HER?!
Joe: NO, NICK! WHO HAVE I BEEN DATING FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS?!
Nick: OMFG..YOU GONNA PROPOSE TO DEMI! (:o)
Joe: Yes, now don't yell it..
Miley: DEMI IS GOING TO BE A WIFE!!!
Miley&&Cat: JEMI BABAYS!
Joe: (looks up) Why was I chosen to be with these people?
Cat: That ain't nice. (calls Demi) OH EM GEE DEMI GUESS WHAT?!
Joe: (eyes widen; steals the phone from her) NOTHING. HAHHAHA. NOTHING. HAHASHA?SFDJDS. GOODBYE I LOVE YOU. (hangs up; glares at Cat)
Cat: I was gonna tell her that Nick was an idiot.
Joe: WHATEVER. When should I do it?
Cat:...In 4 minutes.
Joe: (o_O?)
Cat: Why can't 8:25 be special? Gawsh.
Joe:..Valentine's Day.
Cat: That's tomorrow.
Nick: TOMORROW?! WHAT THE HELL?! (looks at the calender) I thought it was at February 15...
Jake: 14th, dude.
Nick: OOOH..
Cat: Do you even have a ring?
Joe:..Excuse me for a minute. (Grabs his keys and runs out the door)
Cat: He doesn't have a ring. (shakes head)
[A/N Oh great, excuse me a moment while I go look for a ring...again.. -_-....GOT IT XD]
-After 2 hours-
Joe: (runs back in) I GOT IT!
Demi: My icecream!? (=D)
Joe: (:o ; hides the bag) OH..actually I got some new cologne..gots to smell good for mah lady. (winks then smiles sweetly; runs upstairs)
Demi: (smiles) He's so cute. (turns to see Cat laughing hysterically) What? What happened?!
Cat: (stands up) Cologne. LMFAO. (XD)
Demi: Okaaayyy then. (walks upstairs) Heyy.
Joe: (smiles and picks her up) Hellooo.
Demi: (giggles) Mah lips are lonely.
Joe: Did you seriously just use one of my lines?
Demi: (laughs) I told you they suck.
Joe: (puts her down on the bed and hovers over her) They do not.
Demi: Did you just fart because you blew me away?
[Bahaha. I got that from Stephanie...she tweeted that.. XD]
Joe: That's a classic, thank you very much.
Demi: (puts her arms around his neck) Mhmm. Whatever. (kisses him)
Joe: (kisses back for a while; then pulls away) Joe likey when Demi is in a horny mood.(smirks)
Demi: I'm in a kissing mood. (slaps him lightly)
Joe: Same difference. (kisses her again)
-The Next Day-
*sparkle*
GOODBYE.
;D
No but seriously comment or I will send your babies to Mars.
You'll never get to see the wedding or Jemi "gettin' it on" if ya don't. :P
YOU CAN DO IT JOE!!!! WOO!
Loved it! :)
atchisam09 2 years ago
@atchisam09
MAYBE HE CAN'T! D: :o
xD Thank youuus:)
EarthGirl1019 2 years ago
yayyy!!!!!!!
LOL
Joe: I don't ask girls if they want to have sex with me it just happens.
Cat: (slaps her forehead) Oh my god..
Joe: What?! Seriously?! Who says like during a make out session "Yo, you wanna have sex now?"
this is awesome saucee :))
ayaroxsox 2 years ago
@ayaroxsox Woohp. Awesome sauce is awesome! :D
EarthGirl1019 2 years ago
OMFG He's guna propose?! AHHH post post post! haha Did you just fart because you blew me away? I was laughing hysterically its jst so funny. Haha PLZ POST! maan Nick and JOe are such PERVES hahaha
OverObsesedJEMIFan 2 years ago
@OverObsesedJEMIFan IMMA POSTING POSTING--not yet, but you get what I mean ^_^
EarthGirl1019 2 years ago