Never trust a Doberman around children!!!!!!
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Baby: not a single fuck was given that day
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@crackparty Wow someone who knows what they are talking about, I want to add just something slightly to it. Its the species of bacteria, most of the bacteria in a dogs mouth is dangerous to humans, but is suited to live in a dogs body environment, and not suited to survive well in the human body. You are correct however that it is the licking of wounds and the reopening of closed wounds that cause the biggest issues.
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@guestmazda Get a doctor and ask him ok then well see who's right btw umad?
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@guestmazda Yes. English is my third language. I can speak and write in two other languages besides English. And you can't even write a comment in English (your native language) without swearing all the time. I feel sorry for you. But instead of educating yourself you are trying to say that you are perfect and you have to educate dogs, because you are such a advanced creature.
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@misspaula213 you and every other person who thumbed this up are extremely retarded. A dog's saliva is NOT a disinfectant. Yes, it's got a balance of bateria where our mouth has alot of bacteria that is harmful. You should never let a dog lick you or your child's wounds. Not because it will do harm, but because it will do absolutely nothing to treat the wound and can likely open it back up exposing it to other sources of germs. Please stop spreading retarded rumors.
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@n3v3r4o Man, shut the fuck up! Your fuckin' grammar sucks too. I don't think english is your first language. Either way, pussies like you don't deserve a reply from me! Don't bother replying cause I'm thru with your pussy bullshit! I have a life that's much better than yours. Give your stinkin' little mutt a big kiss for me...You fuckin' dickless sack of shit!!
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@guestmazda I am married and I don't call women "chicks". Which leads me to the conclusion that I made on my last comment, that you need some psychiatric help, because you have wrong mentality for everything around you. Seriously you have been wrong for ever and you gonna be wrong for ever more if you don't go to a doctor :D
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@n3v3r4o I'll let u know the minute your opinion becomes important to me. You probably dress-up ur dog in l'il doggy clothes and talk to it as if it understands english. Ur pathetic. Do u buy it a cake on its birthday too? U love ur dog so much because u can't find a chick who'll put up with your sissy bullshit. Ur place probably smells like dog shit and piss. People like u get dragged down the streets by their dogs. Ur hilarious. U know shit and u r shit. Now don't bother me no more...Dickhead!
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@guestmazda WoW man you u have some issues. Go check yourself. I don't really care about you and your expectations. You have some problems with feeling like a woman or somethin and you have to RULE over a dog to feel like a man? "Weak, spineless" people are the problem is that right ? You dont have a clear thesis my friend. You are just mad at your childhood or something and that is in the way of your clear expression of thoughts. I suggest Psychiatric help.
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@n3v3r4o Weak, spineless people like u r what's wrong with western society. I've owned 4 dogs in my life (2 rottweilers 1 jack russell 1 min. poodle). I have trained dogs for 9 yrs. I know the difference btwn dogs and people. U don't. U think a dog is equal to a human. U probably buy clothes for ur dog and talk to it. And ur dogs licked u because ur lazy parents didn't feel the need to wash u regularly. It's about EXPECTATIONS!! I expect my dog 2 behave properly and will not accept any less!
You stupid asses . Dogs saliva is cleaner than a humans , and thats why they lick their own wounds . No matter what they lick , like their own balls or something its still clean and is a disinfectant . Dogs lick your wounds to clean them . Since babies are developing their organs LIKE THEIR IMMUNE SYSTEM ORGANS a little bacteria from the dogs is perfect for the babies body to practice and develop upon .
misspaula213 1 month ago 46
Such a tease you are to that poor dog. You should have at least put some bbq sauce on the baby's head.
winwinningwon 2 months ago 34