Parody to Forever by Drake, called Eat This Forever. Drake is the man so we had to do it. It's about food basically. So enjoy it.
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LYRICS
(Chorus)
It may not mean nothin to yall,
But understand this food was cooked for me.
So I dont plan on sharin at all
Ill eat this shit foreva mayne
Im runnin shit at trivette hall,
And makin sure food is prepared for me.
And I dont plan on sharin at all.
Ill eat this shit foreva mayne
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Last name juice, first name apple.
Got it in a cup, not a bottle, not a snapple.
Started off hungry, but now that I done ate it
I know cafeteria ladies on a first name basis.
I like to dip my pizza in some ranch, tasty.
I didnt even finish all my food, wasty.
The ketchup on my food taste like shit, pasty.
And now Im movin on to desert, pastry.
Dropped the hot plate, that shit was way too hot to handle.
Syrup from the waffles spillin all over my sandals
Set my foot on fire, shit was feelin like a candle.
Janitor who cleaned it up, that niggas name was Randle.
Nigga Im about some good food.
If I dont get no grub then imma end up in a bad mood.
I ate that chicken to the bone, I left it lookin real nude.
If you aint eat a part of it, its prolly cuz Im done dude. Y tu?
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I used to have hunga pains, big food weight gains.
I waited hours on my pizza til that bitch came.
I got a unhealthy diet, I avoid greens.
But I gotta eat my meats, proteins.
Yall seen my weight, my plate.
I had started grubbin young, started when I turned eight.
Spendin so much time with food, you would think were bout to date.
Clean slate, ughn ughn, huh? What? Nothin...
Mmmm, supafat chicks givin me much lovin.
Youd think this was a competition with the way Im grubbin.
Eatin hot dogs you can call it Joey Chestnuttin.
I missed my breakfast, usually I eat fifty muffins.
Mmmm, youre so damn needy.
Always askin for some food, greedy.
Id give my cookie back, just to get a bigger snack.
Member I stole them cookies, stuffed em in my fanny pack.
I eat so much that when I bend, you can see my crack.
Go to wendys just so I can get a stack attack.
I pulled my debit out, and aw shit they snatched.
I used to want this food forever, yall can have it back.
(Chorus)
Ok. Goin to tha drive thru. Hello can I help you?
I want this food foreva, so just light up the menu.
Greasier than pig stew, shit sicka than the swine flu.
But I cant eat the pork, cuz it goes against my virtues.
Ill have a number three, buying all this food for me.
Threw it in reverse, told the dude to add some cheese.
Nigga told me it was gonna cost me twenty Gs.
So why should I pay man? Ill use your meal plan.
The steaks fake, saw em dump it out a tin can.
Gonna kill the shake like I'm hired as a hit man.
Grab the bag, check the food and get to steppin.
Need a knife, need a fork, and need a napkin.
A hungry nigga, hadn't eaten in foreva.
I'm glad that you could along with me on this endeavor.
My stomachs fillin up with gas.
No pepto. Man I hope this shit will pass.
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Here I go, I just ate more lunch than all the north pole snows.
Food I know, bigger bite than Mike had on Evander, woah.
Goin back for the second round, wonderin if I should take it slow.
Hell no, go for gold, my plate just overflowed, oh no.
Aint had a stomach ache like this since that last family pot luck.
I know how to eat more food than a prostitute know how to suck.
Back into the line and you know, the food neva tasted so good before.
Eatin everything thats in my way. The burger king says to have it your way.
My excitement for food is lit up, once I start its never enough.
This food is exactly what the hell that can make all your weight losin rough.
You dealin with some new food niggas, who drinkin inside with the blue juice spillin.
And no fruit peelin, until the tooth fillins start droppin down to our plates, now we waitin
Payback my mealplan for the way that you cheated me, what a waste.
I suggest that you stay seated cuz when I sit down it shakes the place.
Im hungry as hell so just in case you were thinkin of stealin cakes.
You aint gonna have to cake to steal, and Im not gonna let you have a taste.
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