The Queue: Greener than ever!

HEY THERE HOW'S IT GOING?
I'M RICH DEMURO WITH CNET TV IN NEW YORK CITY...AND YOU ARE IN THE QUEUE - TECH NEWS FOR THE TWITTER GENERATION...
LET'S GET YOU STARTED WITH YOUR EYE CANDY...
FUNNY CHURCH SIGNS ARE A STAPLE OF SMART MARKETING...NOW GOOGLE GETTING A LOT OF CLICKS...
CLAUDE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH TELLS US -
THERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS THAT CAN'T BE ANSWERED BY GOOGLE...
WHILE THE NORTH SHORE ASSEMBLY OF GOD PONDERS THE SIMILAR - GOOGLE CAN'T SATISFY EVERY SEARCH.
I'D LIKE TO ADD A THIRD - COURTESY OF CHURCH SIGN GENERATOR DOT COM...
ONLY GOD AND GOOGLE KNOW YOUR SEARCH HISTORY.
AND FEEL FREE TO USE THAT ONE...
IN A GREAT EXAMPLE OF MIXED MARKETING MESSAGES...A NEW CAMPAIGN TELLING KIDS TO TURN DOWN THE VOLUME IS IN THE FORM...OF A SONG.
LOUD MUSIC CAN BE DANGEROUS...SO EXERCISE YOUR BRAIN WITH US...AND SING THIS REFRAIN WITH US - TURN DOWN THE VOLUME.
THE AMERICAN SPEECH LANGUAGE HEARING ASSOCIATION OR ASHA BEHIND THE RAP-SONG PUSH...THEY'RE CONCERNED THE YOUNG'INS COULD LOSE THEIR HEARING EARLY BECAUSE OF TODAY'S ALWAYS ON-CRANKED UP MP3 PLAYER SOCIETY...
THE SONG COMPLEMENTS SOME PRETTY FUNNY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS WHERE A GUY GETS THE WRONG TATTOO BECAUSE HIS MUSIC IS TOO LOUD.
IF YOU CAN'T GET YOUNG PEOPLE TO WATCH THE NEWS...AT LEAST GET THEM TO PLAY WITH IT.
MSNBC MAKING NEWS FUN AGAIN...WITH THE NEWSBREAKER GAME!
STYLED AFTER ATARI'S SMASH HIT - BREAKOUT...
NEWSBREAKER LETS YOU BREAK BRICKS AND COLLECT HEADLINES FOR POINTS...
OF COURSE - IF YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE - YOU CAN CLICK FOR THE FULL STORY.
RUNNING OUT OF INK, TONER OR PAPER ARE ALL ANNOYING PRINTING PROBLEMS...SECOND ONLY TO THOSE LINGERING PAGES AT THE END OF PRINTOUTS WITH ONLY A LINE OR TWO ON THEM...
A COMPANY CALLED GREENPRINT CAN HELP.
THEY HAVE TWO SOLUTIONS...
FIRST A FONT CALLED EVERGREEN TO MINIMIZE PAPER USE...
THE CHARACTERS ARE DESIGNED SO YOU CAN FIT MORE WORDS ON EACH PAGE, WITHOUT BEING TOUGH TO READ.
THE COMPANY SAYS EVERGREEN USES 15-20 PERCENT LESS PAPER THAN ARIAL OR TIMES NEW ROMAN.
THEN THERE'S THE GREENPRINT SOFTWARE...IT AUTOMATICALLY STRIPS OUT THOSE WASTEFUL FINAL PRINT PAGES THAT DON'T HAVE ANY USEFUL CONTENT ON THEM.
FINALLY - THE BETA...
WHEN YOU'VE SAT NEXT TO YOUR FAIR SHARE OF SWEATY, SMELLY OR SIMPLY ANNOYING SEATMATES ON A FLIGHT...
IT'S TIME FOR AN AIRTRODUCTIONS.
THE WEBSITE STARTED BY A FREQUENT FLYER SICK OF WASTING TIME SITTING NEXT TO NOBODY'S...
AIRTRODUCTIONS LETS YOU BUILD A PROFILE, AND ENTER IN INFO FOR YOUR NEXT FLIGHT FOR A MILE HIGH-HOOKUP...
NO, NOT THAT KIND - BUT, YOU NEVER KNOW...THE SITE DESIGNED TO PAIR YOU UP WITH SOMEONE WHO'S FUN TO TALK TO OR A POTENTIAL BUSINESS MATCHUP.RICH ON CAM
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO USE THE SITE TO SIT NEXT TO A PLAYBOY ON A FLIGHT FROM LA TO DALLAS A FEW YEARS BACK...
OKAY, GO REDEEM THE MILES YOU JUST RACKED UP CAUSE YOU'RE ALL QUEUED UP!
I'M RICH DEMURO IN NEW YORK CITY...DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL YOU SO.

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