The Nerd - Club Crackers

This is what happens when you give a nerd a microphone...he raps about club crackers...

Produced by Spike T...im glad you were courageous enough to let me use this

LYRICS:

Chorus:
I eat them every day
Club Crackers
June through May
Club Crakers
Make me wanna celabrate
Club Crackers
They just Make me wanna say

[Chorus] x1

I have to have my crackers every single day
So I can shout out and say (Club Crackers)
I have an endless supply
If you come near my crackers, youre ass will die
Don't even think about to try
Ill make you shit ur pants and then you'll cry

Touch my crakers and you'll be done
Ill put your ass under the sun
Or ill hang ya, like saddam hussien
If I don't have my club crackers ill go insane
In the membrane
If I cant sustain
Or maintain the fact
That if I don't have my club crackers,
My ass will never last

If you steal from me ill release the bullet
If your thinking about taking my crackers you probably shouldn't
Cause I have a fist and I know where to put it
Nows the time that you better start lookin
Where to go, because if you don't run fast, im about to blow
See that light, it is the glow of my giant shotgun,
The sound that its makes is like the drummer boy, prrummprrumppuum

[Chorus] x1

My body only has one food group
Some club crackers mixed with soup
The big homies are my favorite group
I play this song in a contiouous loop

I wear these special giant blue shoes
If I don't have my club crakers im gonna lose
But back to the story
My shoes are blue, I have some tools for you,
Were going in the market just us the two
Were taking all the crackers all then go,
through, the exit door
If you don't run fast, youll hit the floor,
Now you feel so very sore,
The cops are on you youre like what was that for

They say weres the other guy
You say I cannot tell a lie
They say I don't care where the f**k did he go
Theyre acting all snoopy like they're part of death row
He said just get off, and ill give you the facts
Where the f**k did his ass go with those mother f****n crackers
Whats the language for
Give us the answer or will give you a tour
Of the county prison
If you don't cut the bull s**t and stop the b*****n
Well you should have listened, by now hes out of my vision

[Chorus] x1

Im on the run, and I got the boxes
Im the point guard I got the rock and
Cant pass it
My teamate's gone
He went mia in the midst of this song
I was in the clear but it wasn't for long
I'm running up the avenue and I took a wrong
Turn, and the cops were sitting up at the curb
They stopped in their words and now im learning a new lesson
Never shoplift when you partners a b***h
Or a stupid ass snitch
I thought he told but he really didn't but the cops are still
Listening to the calls they receive about my position
I thought the coast was clear but it really isn't
I was almost at the finish, then the cops came up and handled their business...

[Chorus] x1

Category:

Music

Tags:

• the
• nerd
• club
• crackers
• hip-hop
• rap
• spike

[animelove2021]

lol!

[MegaTee14]

i just youtubed this cuz my mom told me to get some club crackers at the store and what do you know a funny ass rap

[JdashRIDE]

THIS FOOL IS SPITTIN! hahahaha

[Biffandango]

LEILAK

LYRICS

LEILAK

No problemeat them everyday.

Eat them everyday-

The CLUB_

[Soccergal52]

this is so funny. lol