BUCKYSTEIN (#7) VS. Critical Mass ROAD RAGE!

BICYCLISTS STRAY FROM THE BIKE PATH ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL! Buckystein--The Half/Badger-Half/man created by Dr. Frankenstein, takes on rush hour. WARNING: Bikers (forming a "critical mass"), this might work in NYC, San Francisco or Portland, OR, but in Wisconsin you need to FEAR THE BADGER!

If there is one video on YouTube that will teach your child to wear a bike helmet, this is it! Hey, Frenchy this is not Tour de France!

CAST (In order of appearance)
Timmy the Scout......David P. Lafayette II
Scout Mom...Moira "Not the Van!" Lafayette

THE BIKERS
Bob................Darren "Eyes" Buchholtz*
Bill...........Mike "Chain" O'Shaughnessy*
Psycho................Scott "Tree" Treinen
Spokes...............Andrew Simon Kjelland (& Production Assistant)
Tex.........................Charles Cooner

THE DRIVERS
Drake........Dave (Making me late) Plymers
Dottie.....................Leslie Stephany (& Assistant Director)
Passanger Pete.........Daniel Miller-Rebic
Lena.....................Janet E. Kjelland (& Editor)

MONSTER KILLERS
Buckystein................Dieter Zimmerman

*BloodShot Productions, Inc Members

Category:

Comedy

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[goldcoastjon]

This video is worse than 10,000 Critical Mass rides....At least the CM riders are genuinely human and creative... (No, I'm not a CM rider, but I do ride.)

[GeoffLafayette]

@goldcoastjon WOW, that was harsh coming from someone like yourself , a bike rider. Anyone else, and I would have been ok with a negative comment, but someone who rides a bike....I mean, what are the chances?(I'm not a film maker, but I do film).

[sensann]

Any decent horror movie would have punished the most annoying characters -- that idiot, crybaby scout and his mom. And a critical mass ride of 5 Latino guys? That is the most precious thing ever! Killing them is like snuffing out puppies!

[GeoffLafayette]

@sensann Ohhhhh-NOoooo! I think you're right! Sorry.

[superhakujin]

He killed 3 collage students?! My god, who will make displays from cut-and-paste paper now?!

[GeoffLafayette]

@superhakujin Now you know the Horror!

[GeoffLafayette]

Thanks for getting it, tylertyler82, and for introducing me to the term "goon parade"

[tylertyler82]

very entertaining and proves a good point. "We block traffic to get respect!" LOL.. great satire of all the critical mass assholes here in SF. i am a bicyclist and i would never participate in that goon parade.

[GeoffLafayette]

OOOOOOOhhhhhhhh K