Liberal Über Alles

The times are a-changin', theres no one to blame now but us
We are murderous entrepreneur-
Realizing or not now weve seemed to forget
How our debt is regret, itll sink this American yacht.

I bet Im in more politically active Facebook groups than you
My cuticle moisturizer wasnt tested on animals and neither was my shampoo
I have jewel-toed flats just like Michelle Obamas and a hand-made fair-trade shawl
Omg, I havent checked Huffingtonpost in over 2 hours, I think Im in withdrawal
Societys blinded, but Im socially minded
I return my DVD rentals rewinded.

Education is shit, theres no doubt about it
Dont know how we permit half the countrys illiter-
Ritalin keeps us listening, the right keeps us christening
Theyre blessed and obsessed with us not coexisting.

Republicans eat babies
And Congress is a crock
Bigotry spreads cuz altruism is dead
But I take no personal responsibility I already voted for Barack
I wear feminist T-shirts cuz my eggs are organic, I dont like Sotomayor just because shes Hispanic.

The oceans are shrinking and continents sinking
And yet we forget it dont sweat it have another cigare-
reticent sheep who are all half asleep
while pollution devours us corporate powers wont weep.

The world is at war
Have you heard of Darfur?
Why do starving children have super fat bellies?
Its totally gross -- they should go on Atkins or something
In Africa theres lots of humidity it makes my hair
Frizzy.
Lets fight to end frizz. It kills.
A sleek evening ensemble.

The rich and the white can defend every right
And delight in the knowledge theyre kids will go off to some coll-
Legislation ends discrimination unless your ancestors worked on a plantation.

You really should listen to me
Ive got a liberal arts bachelor degree
If you disagree youre probably from Tennessee
Or one of those other hick states in the middle of the country
I have no vendable skills and I do not pay bills
I can analyze the shit out of The Great Gatsby.

Societys numbing to pain and we dont feel ashamed were the same as the ones that we blamed for the slain
We complain then we toast with champagne
For the money we raised, and when children still die were amazed.

Im like Mother Teresa but an atheist
Im just like Bono except I have tits
Without my gay best friend, my poly/cotton blend, and my Prius I couldnt exist
And anyone who doesnt agree with me is a liberty terrorist.

Im a pinko commie literati liberal and I dont take any shit
Cuz Im already full of it.

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[karflooie]

I never rewind my DVDs. Take THAT, monolithic rental corporation! Rewind them yerselves!

Mwahahahahaaaaa!

[squooshibananaa]

honey, this is a self-aware comedy performance its not literal

very clever btw!

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

lol

/watch?v=wcJbVkCdWh4

delusional entitlement liberal douchebag

[InnocenceExperience]

@NSALP121 lol!

[InnocenceExperience]

nice ironic title

[MusicalRapha]

Liberal Über Alles ?? That's German or not. :D

[BowToMySkill]

i think im in love :)

[NSALP121]

If this was serious i was about to talk some serious shit

[tourmaline86]

The oceans are shrinking and continents sinking? At the same time?

[TheBlomberFactory]

:) THANK YOU!

[cain825]

very funny!

[Goofus5453]

What a piece of crap.