BulletTraxx - Duke Nukem Theme
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Wow has it really been 3 years since you made this remix? Loving it though, even still.
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@Stergenman well if those are the main exports the citizens of that nation must chew alot of gum because duke always seems to be out. But whoopass always seem to be in surplus.
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@KaiserVadin honestly i agree with the 30 dollars thing with a weak ass campaign and take almost everything duke out, you're left with and empty husk of a game. strangley enough though, i only blame george broussard for the travesty.
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@Stergenman immigrant
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@tails0909 is it humanly possible to be any more corny?
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I OUGHTA BREAK A BROOM HANDLE OFF IN YOUR ASS!
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@KaiserVadin WTF? SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!
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/watch?v=D1R9xnv7vmA =) the last song from credits
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@Stergenman Actually, his parents were born there. Chuck Norris kicked them all the way to Maine. Duke Nukem was born. Chuck Norris instantly had a stroke. Duke traveled back when he was only 2 months old by swimming and kicked Chuck Norris all the way to Texas, where he became a Texas Ranger.
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Duke nukem once played Jack Bauer in 24, but was fired after he took it too far, killed everybody, took a shit down all their necks, and, chewing gum, said "Hail to the Bauer, Baby!"
duke once took a shit the size of a car or as its commanly known name ''chuck norris''
Duke lost a testical in a fight with god or as its now called ''jupiter'' he now only has 13 left
Duke walked into a bar and orderd his usual. moments later the bartenter arrived with 37 DD babes a pint of liquid awesome and a gun so big that if fired the northern hemestsphere would turn into the words Hail To The King Baby
tails0909 1 year ago 116
Duke nukem is not a born american citizen, he is an imegrent from a country called kickyourassastan. its major exports are bublegum and canned whoopass
Stergenman 10 months ago 89