Cashier Rap

This rap goes out to all the gas-bros and fuel-hoes who occasionally serve up the soft serve.

Lyrics:

Im working the till and Ill let you pump gas
We both get our fill but lets not have a blast
Cause youre smoking outside, Ive been hot since I was born
And you know the A.C.s broken and its too freaking warm

Im a cashier but right now Im wrapping muffins
I do it really fast and Im still not huffin'
Like apple, blueberry and double chocolate chip
I wrap better than Fitty I dont even get a tip
I also wrap turnovers like apple and cherry
But dont you effin ask me to wrap no raspberry!

I open up the shop and I get the coffee brewing
Hot water flows and those beans are stewing
You now I work hard
You know I got it tough
On top of mopping and sweeping I can never do enough

Im a cashier but right now Im wrapping muffins
I do it really fast and Im still not huffin'
Like apple, blueberry and double chocolate chip
I wrap better than Shady I dont even get a tip
I also wrap turnovers like apple and cherry
But dont you goddamn ask me to wrap no raspberry!

Yeah I need some sleep
Ill pass out on the counter
Count cigars not sheep
maybe grab a monster

FRED PENNER REMIX UP IN HERE
I love napping I nap all the time
Ill take one around three and another around nine
Yeah I love napping I think that nappings fine
And if I had a million naps Id take them at different times

Um. Im packing heat
Hey Im also packing ice
Weve got propane out front
And our freezers on the side
So hey heres the scoop
MAPLE WALNUT am I right?
No you want a flurry, well thats just fine

Ill bust out the chocolate, or maybe a twist
But were out of vanilla, all we got is this
So now Im at the machine
Im a pumping ice cream
It comes out in a nice stream
I cone it like an ice dream
And you now that I dont mean
To twist this misted vanilla shit cream
Makes for a lopsided double team
Coney island yeah right in your dreams
Dairy jizz on my shirt and Im about to scream

Im a cashier but today Im wrapped some muffins
Inventory time counting lottos like nothing
Like westerns, supers and six forty nines
I count faster than a calculator snorting lines
I also count Primetimes like peach and cherry
But dont you fucking ask me if we sell some raspberry!
Nothing heres raspberry

Written and performed by Josh Hanson

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rap
• comedy
• canada
• cashier
• gangster
• gangsta
• professional
• amateur
• funny
• MrBluestreakX
• wangster

[kls8202]

PS YOUR PANTS ARE GAY :)

[MrBluestreakX]

More like GAYNGSTER XD

[gangstaboy4you]

nice rap man reppin all the countrey canadians up in here AND DONT ASK ME FOR FUCKIN RASPBERRY. lol nice josh

[MrBluestreakX]

...CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY! XD I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Haha, jk. Thanks though! I plan on throwing in more Canadian jokes in my future videos, forsure.

[gangstaboy4you]

get a life

[SINBrutal99]

@MrBluestreakX thats a good one!

[DogberryDesario]

Is this Bo Burnams Untalented canadian cousin?

[TIMEDISORT]

This is why Black people make fun of White people when they rap. =/ Oh well, atleast your Canadian.

[lostforever5274]

your such a loser rapermixer

[patlijo]

Rapremixer: I love your stuff! You are great, but you gotta appreciate the little white Canadian boy's comedy stylings here!