The Lesbian Song (Sam's Bobs Make Me)

The actual song! Yaaay!!! Please Subscribe/visit my twitter/sell your soul to me etc.

Sorry that the guitar is way too loud compared to the vocals. I couldn't be bothered rerecording. Sup.

Lyrics -

A double-ended dildo,
And a pack of cigarettes,
You better take your chance before i get to wet,
I think I see a goblin,
I'll wait until it fades,
Crack open another beer cause I think it's time for AIDS,

Because looking at Sam's bobs makes me feel so nice,
I can't wait till I get to be inbetween her thighs,
Looking at Sam's bobs makes me feel so fine,
And I can't wait till her n my bodies intertwine,

Some Mustaine and Splashdown,
And Beatles on the side,
My little music dealer that I can't help but abide,
You goddamn faggots,
Bitchface, you're a whore,
You were tryna eat a pie but now it's on the floor,

Because looking at Sam's bobs makes me feel so nice,
And I can't wait till I get to be inbetween her thighs,
Looking at Sam's bobs makes me feel so fine,
And I can't wait till her n my bodies intertwine,

This arch is not an arch it's not an arch it's not an arch is,
This is a triangle a triangle a triangle,
This arch is not an arch it's not an arch it's not an arch is,
This is a triangle a triangle a triangle,

I'll take the top lip,
And you can have below,
This teasing hand of mine knows exactly where to go,
Making circles and circles,
Across your lower back,
I may vomit or faint from an anxiety attack,

Because looking at Sam's bobs makes me feel so nice,
And I can't wait till I get to be inbetween her thighs,
Looking at Sam's bobs makes me feel so fine,
And I can't wait till her n my bodies intertwine,

Looking at Sam's bobs makes me feel so nice,
Even if her vagina is completely made of ice,
Looking at Sam's bobs makes me feel so fine,
And I can't wait till her n my bodies intertwine.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Lesbian
• Lesbians
• Song
• Sam's Bobs
• Ice Vagina
• Acoustic
• Music
• MsBobbyJenkins
• Splashdown
• Scottish

[MetalSamehada]

@BobbyJenkins *looks at comments*

Wow, you cater to a very wierd/sad bunch of people hen...

[BobbyJenkins]

@MetalSamehada Is it bad that I immediately knew it was you when you called me 'hen' :P

I shall have to beat you senseless when I see you this afternoon for insulting my fans. *shakes fist*

[reptilerhys]

Hey bobby i no this is kinda personal u can imbox the reply but i would apshiate a reply , are you a lesbion ?

[BobbyJenkins]

@reptilerhys I'm bi. I kinda figure with this song it's a bit obvious that I atleast swung a lil that way. Why'd you ask?

[EvilKaskad]

Damn, known u all these years and never heard you sing. You're fantastic hun :D

In fact, i'm coming up with plans....MWAHAHAHA!

[BobbyJenkins]

@EvilKaskad Are you freakin serious? You're in my work all the time, I'm constantly singin to myself. *slaps Dave upside the head*

[PeepsILoveEllie]

cool voice! :)

[MetalSamehada]

@BobbyJenkins Who else calls you "hen"? Yer welcome to TRY and beat me senseless, but you and I both know you couldnt bring yourself to hurt little old me :P

[332redneck]

AWESOME....

[BobbyJenkins]

@TisOnsMegaMindy No tabs, just chords

[MissRandomizer321]

Weird song but your are an amazing singing and brilliant on the guitar!!!!

[CrazyBastardism]

I'd tap you !

[kelliforniacation]

lol loved this

[KidOnBass]

great song. really liked it!! <3