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US carrier groups are carrying specially modified time corrected chronographs which can be remotely operated from Washington to compensate for the small time distortion produced by the black hole at LHC CERN. This will only amount to one ten thousandth of a second in every minute but is enough to upset delicate instrumentation onboard military assets.........................................................米国保菌者グループが、LHC CERNでのブラックホールでわずかな時間歪曲を償うために離れてワシントンから動かされることができる直されたクロノグラフが生産した特に修正された時間を運んでいます­。 これがただ1時10分に等しい 1分ごとでの1秒の1000番目の を除いて 船上でデリケートな器楽編成法を引っ繰り返すのに十分なものが軍の資産である.......................Los grupos del portador de EEUU llevan tiempo especialmente modificado cronómetros corregidos que pueden ser operados remotamente de Washington para compensar por la pequeña vez deformación producida por el agujero negro en LHC CERN. Este sólo ascenderá a un diez milésimo de un segundo en cada minuto pero es suficiente en trastornar instrumentación delicada las ventajas militares en la placa madre..................USA Bote Gruppen tragen besonders modifizierte Zeit hat korrigiert Chronographen, die entfernt von Washington bedient werden können, für die kleine Zeit Deformation zu entschädigen, die vom schwarzen Loch an LHC CERN hergestellt wird. Dieses wird nur zu einem zehn tausendsten von einer Sekunde in jeder Minute betragen aber ist genug, zärtliche Messgeräte onboard militärische Vermögenswerte umzustürzen............................................................I gruppi di spedizioniere americani portano il tempo specialmente modificato cronografi corretti che possono essere vagamente operati da Washington di compensare la deformazione di tempo piccola prodotta dal foro nero a LHC CERN. Quest'ammonterà a solo un dieci millesimo di un secondo in ogni minuto ma basta sconvolgere l'attrezzatura delicata beni a bordo militari..........................................................美国运送者团体在具有被纠正的­特别地被修改的时间可以从华盛顿遥远地被操纵弥补小规模的失真畸变的记时计在 LHC CERN 由黑色洞所产生。这只是将总计为十 1000 分之一在每分钟的一第二个但是是足够的打乱微妙的使用仪器随车携带军事资产.............................................­............Американские группы курьера несут особенно исправленные хронографы измененного времени, которыми можно отдаленно управлять из Вашингтона, чтобы дать компенсацию за маленькое искажение времени, произведенное черной дырой в LHC CERN. Это только составит одну десятитысячную секунды в каждую минуту, но достаточно, чтобы опрокинуть тонкую инструментовку бортовые военные активы.............................الولايات المتحدة الناقل المجموعات التي تحمل معدلة خصيصا لتصحيح الوقت chronographs التي يمكن تشغيلها عن بعد من واشنطن للتعويض عن الوقت تشويه الصغيرة التي تنتجها lhc ثقب اسود في المختبر الاوروبي لفيزياء الجزيئات. وهذا المبلغ لن يؤدي الا الى واحدا من عشرة في الالف من الثانية ، في كل دقيقة ولكن يكفي لافساد الاجهزه الحساسة على متن الاصول العسكرية.......................... الإقامة

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  • Iv noticed small barly noticable veriatios in time the last 5months or so. What ever. Nothng we can do about it unles we all band together to bring down those in power & that is totaly possible if 6billion humans could manage to work together. But then the moment the world powers were gone and we all were left with the responcablity..Well we'd instantly be facing the same issues and you cant just say "Ill be a honest gov" cuz you cant. Youd have 6billion people puling you in diferent directions!

  • @Dexxxter7780 That's an interesting perspective. i like the train of thought.

  • Good thing black holes are only the imaginary friends of idiot physicists who have left reality and ignore their own laws to create a point with infinite density. go to thunderbolts dot info.

  • @fxtrader92 - yes - the US military are used to handling imaginary enemies and this protocal proves it

  • I suppose this means that you are prepared for the black hole?

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  • @fxtrader92 Are you trying to say theres no such thing as a black hole??

  • @kimrathbone It's even more entertaining to witness people like you trying to be sophisticated and misspell simple words like 'eloquent'. Next time, take the time to use proper grammer and punctuation when you are presenting your eloguent and grandiose delusions to the world!

  • This is a mentally ill man uploading scores of MISLEADING TEXT videos. Please flag him as SPAM and then MISLEADING TEXT. Nothing he posts is of any value.

  • @WolYou

    you are wrong. A black hole is not defined by its mass, but by its density. A mini black hole by definition does NOT have a solar mass!

    mini black holes can be formed with high energy particle collisions. Dont worry. They are not stable. They disappear in a few microseconds due to hawking radiation. Plus, their schwarzchild radius is smaller than an atom, and thus, it cannot absorb other atoms and grow.

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