Wednesday's VBS skit. Thanks to Rachael for videotaping this one.
CAST
Jeff--Professor Whoopie
Kevin--Michael
Beth--Susan
Robin--Becky
Heather--Popsicle
SCRIPT
JEFF: Well, team, our research is coming along fantastically! I am very pleased with the progress we have made!
KEVIN: Have we made enough progress that I can go out and shred some of those massive snowdrifts and start cutting the pow pow? The snow is extra cripsy today.
JEFF: I'm gonna pow pow you if you don't...Actually, I have something even more exciting. Becky, would you give us the latest report on the elk?
KEVIN: Elk? What are elk?
BETH: They are a lot like reindeer.
KEVIN: You mean Santa's coming tonight?
ROBIN: Well, the elk we were observing have moved about three miles from here. We're going to need to send someone downriver if we want to keep observing them.
JEFF: I see. Well, Michael and Susan, I will need the two of you to go downriver and continue to observe the elk.
KEVIN: Ooh, elk watching...crunchtastic dude.
JEFF: Crunchtastic?...huh, yes...well, take the kayaks and head down the river.
KEVIN: Dude...Kayaks!
BETH: Wait a minute...what's a kayak?
KEVIN: It's totally extreme...it's like a snowboard on water.
BETH: Board? Water?
KEVIN: Oh yeah, you can totally shoot the rapids...totally.
BETH: Rapids? I don't like the sound of that. Sounds like it could tip over easily!
KEVIN: I know dude it's awesome, you can tip over and do a total face plant...just gotta make sure you roll back up.
BETH: (nervously) Sounds awesome.
JEFF: Oh, I'm so glad you two agree. Report back to me as soon as you have more information on the elk.
*Professor Whoopie exits*
KEVIN: I'm so stoked. I'm going to go get the boats ready. I think I'm beginning to like this science stuff!
*Kevin exits*
BETH: Hey Becky...why don't you go with Michael to see the elk?
ROBIN: But the professor gave you that assignment. Besides, he gave me a different job to do. Don't you want to go on this trip?
BETH: Well, I don't think this kayak thing is going to work for me. I'm all for adventure, but I'm not so sure about this.
*Popsicle enters*
HEATHER: Hello ladies.
BETH: Popsicle...you want to go on a kayak trip with me.
HEATHER: I do?
BETH: I knew you did.
HEATHER: I'm a penguin. I don't know what a kayak is.
ROBIN: It's like a snowboard for water.
HEATHER: I'm a penguin. I don't know what a snowboard is either.
ROBIN: It's a boat.
HEATHER: I'm a penguin. I don't need a boat. Penguins are expert swimmers. We're also snappy dressers.
ROBIN: Susan, I know you're a little scared, but the professor gave you this assignment to do.
BETH: I wish he had given it to someone else.
ROBIN: You need to be courageous and do the thing you're asked to do. God does that to us all the time. Sometimes He asks us to do things that we may be unsure about. But we show our love for God by courageously doing what He asks us to do.
HEATHER: And a lot of time you'll find that the things you were afraid of weren't quite so scary after all.
ROBIN: And when we do what God asks us, then we'll have extreme joy.
*Michael enters*
KEVIN: Come on! This is gonna be totally sick!
BETH: At least one of us is gonna be.
HEATHER: Hi Michael.
*Kevin screams*
ROBIN: What is it?
KEVIN: Sorry...talking penguins really creep me out.
HEATHER: Did you say you're sick?
KEVIN: No this is sick, you know, rad, crunchtastic, off tha hook, awesome, you know, sick. This trip is going to be sick. Let's go.
*Michael exits*
ROBIN: Don't worry about him. Just focus on God. He'll give you extreme courage.
HEATHER: Which leads to extreme obedience.
BETH: And extreme joy.
ROBIN: You've got it!
HEATHER: Come on, Susan. I'll swim a bit ahead of you to help guide your way.
BETH: Thanks, Popsicle. And while we're at it...you should talk to Michael...it's fun to make him scream.
*Susan and Popsicle exit*
ROBIN: See ya later!
*Becky exits*
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