This is a satirical educational film created to teach kids about the dangers of communism and why capitalism kicks its ass.
For assistance on this project, I used the Amazon Mechanical Turk. Strangers were paid a capital sum of four cents for jokes to use in this movie. I used two. Six dollars well spent.
Every asset of this video was created by me, Brian Ross II and is hereby dedicated to the Creative Commons under their Attribution, Non-Commercial, Share-Alike 3.0 License. Feel free to make derivative works based on it.
To those who want to argue about the merits of communism with me: I know all the reasons in this video are dumb. This was never an attempt to seriously argue the quality of capitalism. It's supposed to be funny and if you think I'm an idiot for this video's content, I think you're hilarious.