Capitalism, Communism and You

This is a satirical educational film created to teach kids about the dangers of communism and why capitalism kicks its ass.

For assistance on this project, I used the Amazon Mechanical Turk. Strangers were paid a capital sum of four cents for jokes to use in this movie. I used two. Six dollars well spent.

Every asset of this video was created by me, Brian Ross II and is hereby dedicated to the Creative Commons under their Attribution, Non-Commercial, Share-Alike 3.0 License. Feel free to make derivative works based on it.

To those who want to argue about the merits of communism with me: I know all the reasons in this video are dumb. This was never an attempt to seriously argue the quality of capitalism. It's supposed to be funny and if you think I'm an idiot for this video's content, I think you're hilarious.

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Comedy

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[Ayavaron]

You shuold learn the definition of "satire."

[edwardbuddy13]

Communist isn't derived from common dumb ass it's derived from COMMUNity . capitalists are the idiots here :)

[Ayavaron]

@edwardbuddy13

People who don't understand satire are the idiots here. Additionally, Common and Commune are etymologically similar. Saying that "communism" comes from "common" isn't exactly right but it's not far off either. You can even make it rhetorically sound like "communism, common good, common people" or "making quality common."

[roythebattousai]

Love you, Brian.

[WonderfulDenmark]

i lold

[Vict0r1984]

THERE ARE LOTS OF EVIL CORPORATIONS, so this should give you a lot to think about...

Also, it is funny to see that you, capitalists, see even politics as a degrading lowly competition (just like your stock markets), not like a civilized environment for constructive ideas to rise as we, communists, do, and you just can't get over the fact that liberalism defeated conservative politics and Marxism is on the rise! You're pathetic!

[Vict0r1984]

This is not a satirical video, this is an idiotic video which may sound funny to retards, although I doubt even they could laugh at this. You want funny anti-communist stories? Talk to a nationalist who lived in the former USSR and he'll give you plenty of them, but saying "communists are villains in the movies so they are villains in reality too" is one of the most retarded illogical sentences I ever heard, and it has no humor! These are movies MADE BY CAPITALISTS, and even in THEIR OWN MOVIES

[MistaBobbyH]

fuck communism ur being lead by a homosexual

[SimonOrinu]

fuck you, Brian.

[BanderaNegroRojo]

well, even if many states failed who call therselves "communistic", it doesnt means that they really where communistic or that capitalism means freedom for people. it means freedom for the market, freedom for the companys, freedom for the capital.

[Geniusisdead]

omg, COMMUNISTS just cant get over that they LOST

[reminesme2]

THE HYPNO-TOOOOAD