Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess

Horrendous preview for child star Dustin Diamonds killer chess video endorsement.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• dustindiamond
• chess

[lpayne5001]

This is easily the most depressing video in the shortest amount of time I've ever seen in my life. I don't get the feeling at any point while watching this bizarre spectacle of failure that Diamond, the so-called "International Senior Chess Master", or anybody involved with this film at any point had even the smallest amount of fun or good feelings about it. Everyone was miserable. Diamond was, as he has always been, painfully conscious of his status as a grade-A loser and has-been (or rather,

[calimarishefebeash]

That last part with him in the camouflage scarf is so grating.

[sbtbfanatic]

Does Screech have sex with Mr. Belding in this video?

[triphazard27]

@bricklayerpayne thanks! My friend is also a chess teacher, they have a sense of humour right?

[bricklayerpayne]

@triphazard27 - hey! Well, my brother's girlfriend actually found it through a series of emails sent to chess teachers across the country. One of the teachers has a friend who had a copy. I'll get the teacher's e-mail address from her and send it to you. Your friend will probably feel a kind of dual elation / misery at watching the video. We were utterly shocked at how bad it was.

[triphazard27]

@bricklayerpayne Hi - how did you get a copy? I really need to get a copy for a friend. Yes "for a friend". A friend I do actually like. He will either love this or never speak to me again, but it's a gamble i'm prepared to take. Can you buy it somewhere?

[bricklayerpayne]

I'm actually in the process of watching this entire video right now. Like, it's paused on the television right now as I write these words. And all I can say is this: stay away. It's awful. It is horrible. It will give you an aneurysm.

[TheIMC8]

Pussies can't be celebrities.

[TheIMC8]

All your fault.

[azmanntoz]

I think this video was meant to show off Dustin's acting ability as he plays different characters. But it ends up looking like a someone's lame fancy dress party. Fail LOL

[aliaspaperface]

Child star? Come on he was ''Screech'' How much of a star was he?

[fckualreadyaye]

CMD, you're a fuckin rock star compared to this faggot. I seriously can't believe someone at his age acting like that. Amongst friends it's whatever, but wtf? It's like the weird bastard hasn't grown up. I guess that's what being a fucking idiot 5 years in front of the whole world will do to you. That show fucked his mind up.