Who Killed Sonny Bono?

Music and Lyrics by Dan Margarita
On Camera Talent by Dan Margarita
Producer, Director, Editor Claude von Roesgen

Who killed Sonny Bono? Well, I know that it wasn't me
You're crazy if you think he died when he skied into a tree
If you really believe that then you're part of the conspiracy
Which means that you killed Sonny Bono and now you walk free

I hear he'd got a hold of some deep U.S. secrecy
And he was gonna blow the lid off a secret U.S. agency
And shake our whole foundation from sea to shining sea
But first it was more important for him to go ski

Who­_killed Liam Neeson's wife? Her name is escaping me
I saw her just the other day in a movie on TV
She must have known too much so that another day she wouldn't see
Why_are these killer trees on slopes, not private property

They never would've got her, with their fluoride in the water
Which, I know they use to control our minds
They will never fool us with their commie plot to rule us
With folks like me who are always working over-time

The aliens might grab me if they want to have a chat
But they'll never read my mind cause I always wear an aluminum
foil hat

As long as we are at it, who killed Michael Kennedy?
His babysitter's father would be a good possibility
Another skiing tree death, which I view suspiciously
It's true what they say these things tend to happen in trees

Because I know too much I'm sure they're coming after me
Somewhere they are waiting, with a very deadly tree
But I know how to fool them, I simply never ski

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sonny
• Bono
• Nixon
• conspiracy

[centralsquaresweetie]

I blame Whitey Bulger

[astroal]

i think nixon did it

[Breen31173]

Who Killed Sonny Bonp Ask Dubson.

[jmarcus999]

LOL! This is a really funny portrayal of an obsessed paranoid! Was Sonny's death a ski accident, or murder? Enquiring minds want to know....