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Intro: Tommy Davis http://tinyurl.com/nx4yr3

Greetings, dangerous cult of Scientology.

We hope this engram finds you well.

With the increased government scrutiny of your questionable practices [1], the upcoming lawsuits from former members [2], and the widely disseminated knowledge report on your Cult-ure of abuse [3], we postulate that you are not a happy bunch of clams [4].

As always, we are highly amused with your desperate attempts at KSW [5].

Your scurvy lawyers bracing for the latest legal challenge.

Two-faced Tommy fumbling his media li(n)es.

The Midget of Gold thrashing about in his playpen, and beating his Staph.

"Now is the time", to pull your analytical minds out of your asbestos and "see things the way they are". For the entire duration of your pathological scam, you have been the Author of your own entheta. Through your highly suspect pseudo-science [6], your deceptive recruiting methods, your abuses, your crimes [7] you have been the primary cause of your own fail. The Planet is now Clear about your Criminal Nature and will proceed to expel from its system the toxic pneumonia that is Scientology.

Public Scientologists, it would be W.I.S.E. to acknowledge that as always, Church management will lay the burden of its continuing fail squarely on your shoulders. As Scientology's legal troubles increase, so also will the fixed donations demanded of you [8]. Is this really what you signed up for?

This is not your Bridge to Total Freedom.
This is not your Way to Happiness.
This is not your New and Better Reality.
It's as lame as it ever was.

Davie-Boy, the kiddie pool is about to close. We understand the wog (i.e., real) world can be frightening to an underdeveloped and under-educated man, but your ecclesiASStical tantrums have gone on long enough.

As Justice and Lulz converge on your shrinking empire, you have several reactive options. You could institute the Kool-Aid age of tech [9]. You could take up your stockpiled weapons and go out in a blaze of false glory [10]. You could shave your head, chop off your squirrel nuts, and wait for uncle L. Ron to come pick you up [11]. Or you could put your conscience where your pituitary should have been, realize your own out-ethics, and admit that the tech is not fool-proof.

You are witnessing the slow motion death of a fictional science, cloaked in a pseudo-religion, wrapped in a multi-level marketing scheme, clamshelled in a criminal enterprise.

This is the endgame Scientology [12]. Our move.



REFERENCES

[1]
http://tinyurl.com/lnz724
http://tinyurl.com/m8bftt
http://tinyurl.com/n2bdu2
http://tinyurl.com/lx5vtr
[2]
http://tinyurl.com/mjp555
http://tinyurl.com/co5bnm
[3]
http://www.tampabay.com/specials/2009/reports/project/
[4]
http://xenu.net/flash/specious.swf
http://tinyurl.com/kw7vrs
[5]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz98Nu1y-5k
[6]
http://www.skepdic.com/emeter.html
[7]
http://tinyurl.com/38cjet
[8]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLaLZJUzxlo
[9]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones
[10]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Koresh
[11]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Applewhite
[12]
http://tinyurl.com/ko9c9v

FOR MORE INFORMATION:
http://www.xenu.net
http://www.taxthecult.com
http://www.whoisdavidmiscavige.com
http://www.whyweprotest.net

Thank you to Rotulette, mollie2810 and argentinanons for assisting with these translations
French: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcAjrogkf70
German: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RULmHlZb3Z4
Spanish: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wZyJGgUnv4

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  • It is a very interesting video.

  • Thank you

  • ANONYMOUS you did such a good job many thanks from paris france

  • Thank you.

    Hope you liked the French version as well.

    Say hello to Nono for me.

  • LOL Brilliant!  lol sparrow noticed the music too!

  • We know what gets your attention.

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  • "The planet is now clear about your criminal nature." I love it!

    You hit a HOME RUN, EpicSword... guy! :) And with the bases loaded.

    I gotta play it again. Five HUGE stars! EPIC!

    WoW!!! The music, the images, the words!!! They all go together sooo -damn I feel like cussing... :)) AWESOME!!!

  • "You are witnessing the slow motion death of a fictional science, cloaked in a pseudo-religion, wrapped in a multi-level marketing scheme, clamshelled in a criminal enterprise."

    THIS.

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  • Wow, great vid , thank you.

  • The incomparable Tammy Davis.... 

  • i wanna get into scilontology...ive heard they cured tom cruise of his homosexuality

  • You're welcome.

  • Epic win EpicSwordGuy:)

  • Nice vid..well done.

    Keep up the great work.

    *****

  • Great video. It should be viewed by all cult members too. It might bring them back to sanity. We wish them well and that's why Anonymous fights the CO$.

    Stay safe.

    BK

  • fantastic! i love the end "our move".

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