Party at N.Y.U. ("Party in the U.S.A." Parody)

This one goes out to all my fellow Gallatinos, students at the Gallatin School of Individualized Study at NYU, my Cleftomaniacs (THE all-girl acapella group at NYU) and anyone who goes to NYU and anyone who's ever heard of NYU. Peace.
p.s. i love nyu. i'm just playin.
p.p.s. this is the last Miley Cyrus song. so enjoy it.

PARTY AT NYU
Lyrics by Alyssa May Gold
Music by Miley Cyrus

Hopped off the R train at 8th street with my notebooks and a pen
Taking a class called Sound and Sense so you know Im Gallatin
Get to the door and I cant find my ID
Why are those Tisch kids staring at me?
Oh look theres James Franco, they all turn and I go
Get down to learning and I feel my mind click
Too bad Im majoring in bullshit
But I remember that Im paying lots of dough
I stare out the window glass
And I hear the traffic pass
I should tune in to my class

So I put my hand up to say something smart
like an actor right on cue, I'm noddin' my head like "Yeah!"
Movin' my lips like "Yeah!"
Got my hand up, were talking bout art
But I can talk about that too
Yeah! It's a class at NYU!
Yeah! It's a class at NYU!

Tryin to find a party on Friday night, the Gramercy one got shut down
Its like where can I go to meet a guy cause there are no straight ones around
Good thing I got my Cleftomaniacs
We do a concert then find guys to attack
But all these boys are wearing glitter
And that one said hes a big knitter

I wanna go home and watch some really bad tv
Anything but this party
Unless they start playing beer pong with champagne
I would rather get on the train
Or walk home in the rain
But its not cool to abstain

So I put my hands out, they pass me a drink
This tastes like year old shampoo
I'm nodding my head like "Yeah!"
Takin some sips like "Nah!"
Got my hands up, the cops have arrived
Got a noise complaint from floor 2
Yeah! It's a party at NYU!
Yeah! It's a party at NYU!

Sick of hanging with hipsters
Sometimes think I should transfer
Go to Bryn Mawr or Amherst
But then Id have to have a real major

So I put my hand out to hail me a cab
Cause Ive got a paper due
Hop in a one thats free
Cruise down to waverly
I put my hand out to hand him the fare
See that Washington square is new
Yeah its city life at NYU
Yeah its city life at NYU

I put my hand up to wave at some friends
Theyre walking to class now too
Noddin our heads like hey
Ugh Tisch kids again, make way
See some Stern boys walk by wearing suits
But that ones hair is blue
Yeah he must go to NYU
Yeah I belong at NYU

Copyright 2009

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Party at N.Y.U.
• Alyssa May Gold
• Miley Cyrus

[jordanbridges999888]

i thought college kids were supposed to be mature

[heylyssamay]

@jordanbridges999888 oh dear! who told you that??

[TheUnMingaa]

ummm your really up your self

[heylyssamay]

what?

[ImDaRealShit]

ur video sucks, ur voice sucks, ur backgrounds sucks, geez this is the best parody ever! LOL

[heylyssamay]

it is, isn't it? :)

[KzLilKween]

how can anyone hate this! it's complete genius! haha good job

[emilysweety]

I <3 this. Sweet.

[thumper90able]

@heylyssamay lol

[tornie96]

Gahhh I LOVE this I really want to go to NYU!!

[BessyA123]

Ahaha James Franco<3

[starstruck452]

haha thank you for reppin the gallatin! this is amazing....where did you get the "making shit up" shirt!? i love it.

[cloudwriter49]

I have blue hair and am trying to pick a university, the end of the song definitely made me go :O. Totally a sign. Haha!

[cyapt81]

This is really clever. Nicely done! Law '07

[alexharkamp]

so you have drunk shampoo before lol

[FerretWeekly]

whats up with you your weird and i won't follow you at twitter and you in love with school?