Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 1

WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY!

Dick's out on his own! He's a dick on the town, foot-loose and fancy-free! Now he can finally do all those things he always wanted to. There's just one problem... he's lost. But he's about to find out that he's not the world's only lost dick...

"Land of the Dicks" - A.J. Holmes & Carlos Valdes

WEENIE:
You look a little lost, kid
You look a little scared
You seem a little worried, kid
A little unprepared

You seem a little flaccid, kid
It seems youve lost your wood
Did you come here alone, kid?
You look misunderstood

Lemme guess. Your masters gone astray?
No one around to sit and play?
No one to make you spurt and spray?
Well, todays your lucky day

Theres a warm, secluded place where a dick can feel at home
With miles of open space where dicks are free to roam
Got no time for your selfish owner
He sure missed out on a quality boner
Dont worry youll get your kicks cause
You just stumbled into the land of the dicks

You can let your hair grow out, theres nobody to make you trim
You can flop or go kerplop when youre everybodys favorite limb
You dont need to get total action
When youve got scrotal satisfaction
You can come anytime and get your fix
At a hot little joint called the land of the dicks

ALL DICKS:
A hot little joint called the land of the dicks

BIG T:
Cocks from far and wide
Oh, they lay down at my side
I take them in, and wipe their tears away

You may be lost now, Dick
But youre one lucky prick
Well make a one-eyed king of you today!

DICKS: (alternating)
Some are big and some are small
Some are slobs, and some well dressed
There are dicks of every kind
Its a regular sausage fest

You have miles at your disposal if you wanna go pissin
The golden rain flows as you watch it glisten
You can come anytime and get your fix
At a hot little joint called the land of the dicks
Whooo!

BIG T and DICKS:
I said pee-pee (pee-pee)
I said ding dong (ding dong)
Me tally wacker (tally wacker)
Schloong (schloong)

I said trouser snake
Private eye
Wing dang doodle
Sausage, choade, cock,

DICK:
Dick!

ALL:
DICK!

Theres a warm, secluded place where a dick can feel at home
With miles of open space where dicks are free to roam
Got no time for your selfish owner
He sure missed out on a quality boner
Dont worry youll get your kicks
You can come and get your fix
Its time to mingle and mix
Cause you just stumbled in to the land
Of the dicks!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• StarKid
• Joe Wlker
• musical
• me and my dick
• songs
• funny
• play
• dance
• sing
• lost
• dick
• AVPM

[Lindsqey]

This is it, friends. This is where Darren Criss made his big break. This is how he got on to Glee and Broadway, with 5-seconds of stage time in a musical about penises.

[EchoesInEternity989]

Weenie must be Draco's dick.

"It's so small."

[9206156175]

One thought is careening through my head as I watch this: How did I ever survive before I knew Starkid?

[KillthisBiotch21]

Why does this remind me of the song 'Friend Like Me' from Aladdin?

[RaisedByPurebloods]

Just imagine if this was animated.

Quite disturbing...dancing penises everywhere...shudder...

[riftintimeandspace]

@thecoolelizabeth 00:11 is actually Richard Campbell...

[noodlemuffin7]

@MrRumpBuster for you to find singing and dancing dicks boring...I wonder what your life is like O.o

[thecoolelizabeth]

00:11 Brian Rosenthal.

00:23 Lauren Lopez.

1:58 Darren Criss.

you're welcome.

[MsMikuruBeam]

@MrRumpBuster That is what my life would be without Starkid

[MsMikuruBeam]

@Leemariedee It sounds like Nick Joseph Strauss Matathia but I could be wrong. I always laugh at Lauren's bit.

[Leemariedee]

Who says the f word three times at the beginning? I was laughing so hard at that part

[Sociopath713]

@HyperMushrooms

Completely aggreed sir/ma'am :3