Lady Gaga vs. @MeganPhelps: Telephone vs. Ever Burn

The only way Megan Phelps would win this battle is if her "God Hates Gaga" Glasses started to smoke like Gaga's Cigarette Glasses (hopefully with a more devastating effect [like total annihilation of all Phelps' odious signs]).

Anyway, here are Megaby's lyrics to her parody (as ass-hatish as they are, they are worth a peek):

Shut up, shut up, Rebel
You talk; God don't hear a thing.
All you got is lust, no will to just obey, obey
Wha-wha-what did you say?
You think God loves your praying?
He hates all you do
Cause you love fornicating
F-fornicating
F-fornicating
He hates all you do
Cause you love fornicating

No hesitation; you got more perversion to display
But there's no part of you ya haven't pimped already
You should've planned for curses from the God you disobey
Now he hates all you do cause you love fornicating

Stop prayin', stop prayin', God will not hear you anymore
You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores
Stop prayin', stop prayin', God will not hear you anymore
You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores

Just stop prayin' to Him; he's busy!
Just stop prayin' to Him; he's busy!

Can pray if you want, but you got no hope Only hell where you will forever burn
Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin' on To the hell where you will forever burn

Can pray if you want, but you got no hope Only hell where you will forever burn
Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin' on To the hell where you will forever burn

Boy, the way you fake pray all the time
Will just kill soldiers faster
Spread that oil faster
Bring the fire faster
You should've listened to our words
Instead you brought disaster
Praying cuz this is dire
Sorry, He will not answer

Doesn't just abhor you, God's now your enemy
Now you have got no hope, He's deaf to your desperate pleas

Sometimes I feel like it is to myself I'm talkin'
But you will heed these words or get your own GodSmackin'
your own GodSmackin'
your own GodSmackin'
You will heed these words or get your own GodSmackin'

Stop prayin', stop prayin', God will not hear you anymore
You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores
Stop prayin', stop prayin', God will not hear you anymore
You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores

Just stop prayin' to him; he's busy!
Just stop prayin' to him; he's busy!

Can pray if you want, but you got no hope Only hell where you will forever burn
Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin' on To the hell where you will forever burn

Can pray if you want, but you got no hope Only hell where you will forever burn
Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin' on To the hell where you will forever burn

Forever burn
For- Forever burn
Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin' on To the hell where you will forever burn
Forever burn
For- Forever burn
Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin' on To the hell where you will forever burn

We're sorry, the God you're trying to reach won't hear your crap at this time
Please shut your trap and never try again

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[OMGkris10rocks]

I aboslutely loathe this. Its shit like this that gives Christianity/religion a bad name. Go play in traffic.

[Anthagiox]

Don't you think it's kind of contradictory that they took the time to make this? They hate Lady Gaga, yet took the time to learn her choreography and change the lyrics of her song. Sounds like they love her, if you ask me! :D

[amandanectar]

I love the way they hate fornication and sex, how the fuck do they think they were born and their kids???

I thought religion was about acceptance and tolerance?? lady gaga has that by the bucket full next to these crackpots.swearing in the same sentence as god name, isnt that blasphemy?

yet another twisted take of Christianity to suit idea. This is why religion is dangerous and should have been sacked a long long time ago. It inflates egos and makes one person feel superior to another

[mutley26]

Hilarious.

[wbingham]

Too bad their girls look similar to the 'whores' they are abhorring.

[MeganDanger517]

I'm literally laughing out loud. OMG. I'm dying. This is fucking hilarious. That girl's voice is a sin. HAHAHHAHA. OMFG.

[MrJayCudmore]

Oh Wesboro Baptist Church, You so crazzzahhh :3

[AnnikaSai]

Brainless shitpile=WBC

[Stickmaleboy]

@OMGkris10rocks >implying christianity is good.

lol

[Autolatria]

I love this song!

Forever burn!  For-Forever burn! God hates Westboro and he will push it down to Hell where it will Forever Burn!

Wait, what? That's not how the song went?

[NamiTheNekoVamp]

I have to admit, I rofled quite a bit for this XD XD XD. These beliefs that the wbc spreads usually infuriates me...but this was solid entertainment lol 

[eitzmanndancer07]

oh NO ONE messes with Gaga !