What's On ZachsMind? Vegetarianism

BE FAT LIKE ME! EAT MEAT!

Really, the deluge of support from the vegetarian community over this video has been heartwarming. I love you all. Thank you so much for your opinions. I'd delete all the comments I disagree with if it weren't for the fact they never cease to make me laugh. So keep 'em comin'. Pour out your bile you vegans. You obviously have so much putrid hate inside you, you have to take it out on a little fat guy like me. I think you're this way because you deny yourselves something your body craves, and that's what makes you lash out at us meat eaters. I feel your pain. I only wanna help you.

This is a flippant and not very serious rebuttal to Ben Loka's "Reaons (sic) why YOU should be a vegetarian." I contemplated finding pictures of slaughtered cows and chickens to slip into the visuals in order to not show my own face as often, because I thought animal slaughtering would be more appealing than my mug, but I was too lazy to do that. So you're stuck looking at my fat face for five minutes. You could always change the channel. Nothing's forcing you vegetarians to listen to the god's honest truth that you might as well give up your lofty perch and dig in with the rest of us SANE people. EAT MEAT! IT DOES YOUR BODY GOOD! IT HARDENS YER ARTERIES! MAKES YOU HARDIER!

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[farstrider111000]

but once you know what the animals go through o get on your plate that will make even the most insensitive of us rethink what we eat....WHAT THE FUCK IS A VAYGAN...get it right its vegan...say it with me VEEEEEEGAN and yes its true because we actually care for animals....WEAR YOUR OWN FUCKING SKIN.....eveything is created equal its a proven fact that pigs are smarter than a house hold dog ....why were you reading it off a computer ....should have found it out for your self like us "vaygens"

[ZachsMind]

And I just had a double cheeseburger with fries. It was great. Along with a nice cold shake that was not made out of soy juice. Mmmm! Yummy!

[farstrider111000]

you are definatley what you eat your flesh not just skin but mostly fat...meat and animal fat is so unhealthy for you there are hormones and growth chemicals in your meat so when you say we eat insectisides...we can say you eat hormones and growth chemicals and a cows normal life span can be 25 years but in the horrible conditions they reach near collapse in 5-6 years and no we dont we get all our vitamins from some Vegan foods like boca and amyes and we get our fucking calcium from soymilk

[ZachsMind]

I am terribly sorry but you appear to be under the misimpression that I actually give a fuck.

[punkdrummer4444]

what an idiot

hes just making this up as he goes

i can tell because of the ums and stutters!

[ZachsMind]

Actually I um and stutter even when I'm reading off a prompter, which was essentially what I was doing for this video.

I attended the Jeff Goldblum school of Acting.

[m0thersl0veme]

your argument that i should be a fat ass like you and shove pounds of meat down my throat a day at the expense of an innocent animal is more than enough to convince me. congratulations, i can't wait to die at the tender age of 32 from heart disease and colon cancer

[durianriders]

The sad thing is this dude actually believes what he says..

[guploo]

What a dumass.

[Ineke210000]

They put from 3 up to 20 pound of vegetable ( according to you full of poison)

vegetable food per pound of meat in the animals and . . . you eat it,

People and animals have a soul plants don't it's the soul that suffers.

True health and wisdom comes forth from true compassion.

It's not tough to defend (useless) cruelty.

Beleive it's best to go vegan

[Ineke210000]

True health and true wisdom comes forth from true compassion.

When we start to eat vegan we reduce greenhousegasses with 25%

when we start to eat vegan we have 50% more the land,

50 to a 100 times more drinking water and the climates will balance.

then there's enough food and water for all the people world wide.

We need more land for food and to create vegetable plastics.

since were running out of mineral oil

[Diamixen]

@dallman6t9 I'm sorry I don't have a time machine, dude O.o geez

[dallman6t9]

You're actually so stupid. :S

Read my comment on biomagnification and do some research on it. k thanks.

[dallman6t9]

@Diamixen

Plus, that comment was like a year ago... wtf are you doing rambling on about in now ?

[dallman6t9]

@Diamixen

5) Actually it's not a fact. Once again if you took science and studied food chains you'd realize that the primary consumers have the most energy, while the secondary and tertiary consumers have less energy. Every "link" up in the food chain, the energy level is decreased by 10%

6) Yeah necessarily... dumbass. I'm pretty sure I proved my point and you definitely got PWND; You fail, and should do some research before you try to tell me what I know, k thanks.