Waynes World 2 Del Preston's Ozzy Story

Waynes World 2 Del Prestons Ozzy story : So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Wayne's World 2
• Del
• Preston
• Ozzy
• Osbourne
• Story

[pika23]

my brother and I used to randomly say this monolouge all the frikkin time!

[HdDan13]

@quminottie Wrong!! Its THE funniest scene in the movie :)

[stankbootysry]

LMAO Del Preston is the funniest fictional character ever!! My favorite part is when garth walk into his apartment and find him sleeping upside down hanging from the ceiling

Garth: How can you sleep like that?

Del Preston: Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

[SethHesio]

@1porcupinetree I honestly think some of the funniest things in Waynes World are the reaction shots.. acting is reacting, and that guys face is just genius. lol

[1porcupinetree]

@SethHesio YES! thats what so funny about the scene.He's all concentrating and into the story but his face is funny

[EyeRing100]

I used to watch this movie far too often as a kid.

[marianacaraderana]

i had to beat them to death with their own shoes. keep telling that xD

[marianacaraderana]

aaay es tan ingles xD

[TheBigBoss851]

if poeple want to see more del preston they should watch the film 'withnail and i' i couldn't believe it when i saw him in it! anyway,i remember when i was14 and my dad beat me with my own shoe for making my little brother cry,i had to laugh myself afterwards because i kept thinking about this clip!

[SethHesio]

I am eating M&Ms as I watch this..

[SethHesio]

Expression at 0.39.... fucking classic.

[thewatchman2009]

@pika23 Same! it's even funnier if you do it in Australia!