Scientologists talk about Scientology

They seem perfectly sane to me.

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[BillionYearSP]

"When I read Dianetics 55...when I was done I couldn't put the book down!" Um....WOT?!

When I was done reading Dianetics I had the ability to eat with my ass and shit out my mouth! It was like tttppphhhhuurrpppp! I was like wooooosh!

[50V137KGB]

I once realized I had my own universe...it lasted about 12hrs or so then the LSD finally wore off.

[mattdaddyful]

0Dahhhh

[garryhunter180]

@pandarama67 i not one of them and never will be. you still seem very angry tho becareful thats how you become ill. you must not be happy am i right?



[AkiraBrahe]

Any telemarketer sounds more sincere than all these people....as for how to deal with scientologists my positions is " I wont pay a cent for anything related to your religion neither I will donate anything , I am no trying to convert you to my religion, stop trying to convert me to yours" it has worked so far with all the christians who tried to evangelize me and I am sure it will works with this wackos., no prospect of money=no interest on my soul....curious eh?

[pandarama67]

@garryhunter180 haha no freako i just said that i bet your one of them zombies who work for them. and now im quite positive that you are because in so many Y.T. vidoes i seen when people were dissing scientology, The shills would say whats wrong are you scaired? why are you angry? HAAAAA! you sound just like the paid Shills because you are one. man you guys remind me of Invasion of the body snatchers wow dead ringer hehe. so amusing . Im sure u are probably in some hypnotic transe everyday.

[tryandlisten]

@burkhauser1 You notice that the music is very fast paced and racey whilst all the speakers are really "WOW" and "WOOSH" and "BANG BANG BANG" - This is all just marketing for a product, its not a religion, its a money hungry CULT

[garryhunter180]

@burkhauser1 where you live what country? You seem angry that i say these people look happy? why? Because you scared?

[burkhauser1]

@garryhunter180 oh please you must be kidding me. Sounds more like your one of the assholes passing the collection plate around. Ya i saw tom whako cruise on Oprah the dude is a loon. You call that happy? more like hypnotised into thinking hes happy. I wonder if he even remembers bein on Oprah that day or if he ever came out of the spell he was in. WHAKJOB 101! hey that has a ring to it maybe ill start my own religion. WHAM BAM SWOOSH AND LIKE SHAZAMMMM and OH MIGHTY ISIS KAZELDAZOINKS!

[burkhauser1]

@gimmealiteracola HEHE you said, "scientolojizzem"

[burkhauser1]

why do i feel like im watching some infomercial for some wrinkle cream or a get rich quick real estate scheme. they ACT just like them too. so funny but sad there is enough suckers out there that fall for this shit. well as much as it is a bunch of shit, im glad that i live in a country free enough to be that stupid. USA still kicks ass!

[burkhauser1]

@angloman1 well if the celebs are doing it then it must be true and then i can be brothers with them and have parties and pray with them together wow so exciting finally a true religion with stars and everything.