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Uploaded by on May 22, 2007

Crustaceans get fresh in a viral video; Staples lets you recycle old electronics; a science fair just for brainaics; a poor man's PowerPoint; and, is that flavored water coming out of your tap?

WHAT IS GOING ON?
I'M RICH DEMURO WITH CNET TV AND YOU ARE IN THE QUEUE - SEND YOUR CALLS TO VOICEMAIL FOR THE NEXT THREE MINUTES - IT GOES BY FAST.
LET'S GET YOU STARTED WITH YOUR MUST SEE MOMENT!

IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT...
ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS GETTING SCHUCKED.
RAW TALK FROM THE RAW BAR...
A VIDEO CREATED BY THE RESTAURANT LEGAL SEAFOODS...
PLAYING ON THE THEME OF FRESH CRUSTACEANS -
WITH SOME RAUNCHY PUNCHLINES FIT FOR A SAILOR.
SEE MORE AT YOUTUBE.


YOU FINALLY HAVE A PLACE BESIDES EBAY TO UNLOAD THAT OLD COMPUTER...
STAPLES INTRODUCTING IN-STORE ELECTRONICS RECYCLING...AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL ON EVERY OTHER THIRD SATURDAY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE.
THE SERVICE AVAILABLE EVERY DAY...YOU CAN DROP OFF AS MUCH AS YOU WANT...INCLUDING USED COMPUTERS, MONITORS, LAPTOPS, PRINTERS AND FAX MACHINES...
LARGE ITEMS WILL COST YOU 10 BUCKS TO UNLOAD...WHILE SMALL INCIDENTALS LIKE KEYBOARDS AND MICE ARE FREE.

I REMEMBER MY FIFTH GRADE SCIENCE FAIR...THE ONE WHERE I SHOWCASED LIVE CATEPILLERS TO SHOW HOW THEY CHANGE INTO BUTTERFLYS...SOMEHOW THEY ESCAPED BEFORE THE METAMORPHISIS..
WELL, THIS SCIENCE FAIR IS NOTHING LIKE THAT.
THE INTERNATIONAL SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING FAIR IS THE WORLD'S LARGEST...BRINGING TOGETHER HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS FROM 51 COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD.
THIS YEAR'S PROJECTS INCLUDED A SOLAR POWERED WATER GENERATOR, A CANCER TREATMENT, AND A SMART SWIM DROWNING ALERT FOR CHILDREN...
FOUR MILLION DOLLARS WENT TO TOP PROJECTS...
ONE OF THE BIG WINNERS THIS YEAR - DETERMINING CARBON NANOTUBES THERMODYNAMIC SOLUBILITY - THE MISSING LINK TO A PRACTICAL SUPERMATERIAL.
DONE BY A 16 YEAR OLD.

TIME FOR THE BETA - A POOR MAN'S POWERPOINT...
THUMBSTACKS DOT COM IS AN EASY WAY TO MAKE PRESENTATIONS ON THE WEB..THAT YOU CAN SHARE WITH ANYONE.
CREATE YOUR PRESENTATION IN THUMBSTACKS USING A RICH TEXT EDITOR..DRAG AND DROP TEXT OR PICTURES INTO SEVERAL EASY TO USE THEMES...
A LINK LET'S YOU SHARE YOUR PRESENTATION WITH ANYONE WITH A WEB BROWSER.
YOU WON'T GET SLIDE TRANSITIONS, ANIMATIONS OR SOUND...BUT YOU DO GET A FREE AND EASY WAY TO SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS.

AND THANKS TO BEN CREIGHTON...WHO SUGGESTED TODAY'S BETA.
FINALLY - A NEW SEGMENT - TECH DE LOCO!
PLAIN OLD BOTTLED WATER JUST DOESN'T CUT IT ANYMORE...THESE DAY'S IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FLAVOR.
NOW PUR HAS WAY TO MAKE SURE THE TAP DOESN'T FEEL LEFT OUT.
A CRAZY IDEA...BUT HEY - IT PROBABLY WORKS...
PUR FLAVOR OPTIONS TRANSFORM YOUR MUNICIPAL CYST-RIDDEN TAP WATER INTO DELICIOUSLY FILTERED FLAVORED WATER!
JUST INSTALL THE FLAVOR OPTION ON YOUR FAUCET MOUNT, PRESS A BUTTON AND NOW THERE'S STRAWBERRY, RASPBERRY OR PEACH IN YOUR GLASS!

AND JUST TO BE CLEAR - NOT ALL OF THE WATER TURNS FLAVORED...THAT WOULD CAUSE ALL KINDS OF FRUIT FLAVORED PROBLEMS...LIKE STRAWBERRY PASTA.
OKAY - GO GET YOUR EIGHT GLASSES...CAUSE YOU'RE IN THE QUEUE...
I'M RICH DEMURO WITH CNET TV IN NEW YORK CITY - DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL YOU SO.

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  • cool I hope I had the chance to fix my pc for free

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  • YOU SUCK!!!

  • I love CNET TV, reminds me of TechTV (now defunct).

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