Half Man Half Biscuit - Fuckin' 'Ell, It's Fred Titmus

Fred Titmus was a mus called fred who was a tit

fred titmus was a middlesex cricketer in the 60s and early 70s ( posibly 50s too ).and lost a toe in a boating accident

Fred Titmuss was the last bloke from the third division to play for England, about 1924, so really obscure

Timeless.

I know Alan (Abbey's dad) but who's this cunt Fred ?

When they reformed in 1990 they played the tent at the Reading Festival as their first gig. This was the first song they played. The place went FUCKING mental. I never knew there were so many HMHB fans. I didn't even know what the band looked like before!

Ah, memories...used to have this album back in the day. Nice one for uploading :)

has any1 got d'ye ted mount, well wanna hear that 1

I think you mean Ted Moult the farmer come tv celebrity come everest double glazing frontman come he blew his own brains out with a shotgun chappie.

this song is the best