Bible Commercial

Look, heres what I want to you to do: Call your operator, tell them, I want a copy of THE HOLY BIBLE, patch me through to the nearest HOLY BIBLE vendor

Theyre gonna provide you with a link to our website, where you can access our communications directory and locate the email addresses of various HOLY BIBLE staff members

Find out which staff member registry is assigned to your zip code, and then just email the appropriate regional coordinator and say: Id like the telephone number of THE HOLY BIBLE HOTLINE so I can order my copy of THE HOLY BIBLE

Theyre gonna provide you with a temporary telephone number for you to call and order your copy of THE HOLY BIBLE

After you dial that number, remember to enter the 16-digit routing code that you will have received via email from the regional coordinator of the staff member registry within 45 to 60 business days of your initial communication

Our automated voice recognition program will guide you through, and provide you with detailed instructions about, the process of leaving a voicemail for one of our HOLY BIBLE sales associates

That sales associate will then contact you within 45 to 60 business days regarding available meeting times when you can come in to one of you 23 regional locations and negotiate your purchase of THE HOLY BIBLE with a team of HOLY BIBLE sales representatives

The results of these negotiations will be compiled and referred to our distribution department, who will then process your purchase and ship your BIBLE to you within 45-60 business days, provided our review committee approves the transaction

Folks its that easy, so call your operator today

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[Wcdonalds789]

hah that's my brother

[Wcdonalds789]

I used final cut pro to edit, although i kinda made it to look like shitty editing.

[escobarwonTV]

lollllllll dam this was genious bro good stuff seems like u got a great team behind u

[NICDFL]

no shit

[sarahcwoods]

nice. preacher man is hot :]

[iloveallecchianime]

no i think i love you guys... your so like me so i love you... so wait? that means i love myself? OHHHH BURNED... I DONT LOVE YOU!!! wtf OIWREGHJLWSGH"WSGNnvlagn;rfg

[iloveallecchianime]

GREAT JOB GUYS!!! What do you use to edit? But my vids are more insane so I WIN!! lol