Spaghetti Monster Blasphemy Challenge
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People who believe in this are GAY
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NASTY ATHEISTS!
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No. Yahweh, or God in simpler terms, mademan. I understand the movement of FSM , I just hope people actually don't believe it because that's not was intended by it.
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@iPlayPlus Yahweh is also man made therefore meaning that without man existing first yahweh could not have existed therefore proving it wrong. dumbass.
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@00Kirby0 sauce be upon you
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@lenzorg LOLZ. U be teh master!
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@iPlayPlus really nde's? if a person that had grown up without any knowledge of any religions, his NDE would not be in any way "god related." There was a video on how your religious life influneces what you see in your NDE.
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@iPlayPlus Where did you learn that people from all religions become Christian after an NDE? Can you cite any evidence of this? I try not to be rude usually, but you seem to be talking out of your ass. NDEs are common in all religious beliefs, and they usually stay part of the same religion afterwards. There may be some examples of religionless people in a christian culture becoming a christian afterwards, or a much more serious christian. But what you are saying is just wrong.
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@iPlayPlus THe flying spaghetti monster is real! How dare you deny my religion you ignorant fool! Look at the trees around us, u dont think evolution just did it thats because the Gospel of the Spaghetti monster states that his noodly appendage created the world. Time to wake up
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I can't understand what it is saying.



@iPlayPlus Every person with a near death experience I talked to mentioned holy balls out of meat. They didn't speak of a replay of life. It was more a Slomo of a replay of the Maradona Hand of god goal in an infinite loop. They were quite pleased to wake up.
Also, I am not quite sure, maybe you can shed light on it. Do DMT's have a noodly form? If so, that would explain everything. BELIEVE!
lenzorg 4 months ago 22
@Acepatriot1
Yet Christians consider Satanism to be real, which is a parody religion of Christianity
At what point does a religion become real, from what it used to be?
Sure, it has misplaced origins, but Pastafarianism has evolved from simple parodies
It has become a worldwide religion of peace, beer, and pirates
Yet again you insult me and my religion, when we are simply spreading peace to the world
Maybe when you are older, and wiser, you will finally understand
Noodle on
Ramen.
00Kirby0 3 months ago 13