New Robot Warns When Someone's About To Walk In On You Masturbating
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Finally useful technology!!
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@eeg10 thanyou captain obvious breakdown the joke for stupid people
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@N1CKROCKZ yes its called a fleshlight
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@xoom1712 It's where you slowly push a needle into your eyeball. Have fun! ^_^
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So you're gonna go into your local branch of Curry's, go up to the shop assistant and ask for a machine that stops you from getting caught wanking? I don't know what'd be worse, asking the assistant and having her think I can't get any or having a robot watching me beat one out!!!!
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have they got one that jerks you off?
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I never had someone walk in on me throughout my 8 years in this business.
2 weeks ago 3
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@asadman1523 Later to see the robot to know the people inside doing
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@eeg10 Not if you tell everyone it's your new, conversing toy robot! They're screwed, though, if said people have seen the advertisements..
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Why is the top comment in Chinese?
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以後看到這台機器人就知道裡面的人在幹嘛了...
asadman1523 2 months ago 155
The funny thing is, is that the very fact that the machine is operating is a clear indication that the person inside is masturbating, therefore defeating the purpose of the machine.
eeg10 2 months ago 70