Lew Bear - You Should've Been A Blowjob

Got inspired to write this, I guess by life. Dedicate it to whoever you know deserves it!
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Lyrics
Just be quiet boy and sit still
Coz even your mum wishes she'd been on the pill
You're about as wanted as headlice
Nobody loves you not even Jesus Christ
You shoulda been a blowjob

You're just a knob
With a big gob
Your mum wishes she gave your dad a blowjob

You like to think you're the leader of the gang
We know who last claimed that look at that man
Did they throw the baby and keep the afterbirth?
You should die coz then your organs might have some worth
You shoulda been a blowjob

What are the hidden reasons for this
Is your dick so small you sit down to piss?
Were you touched by your priest as a boy?
When hunting Xmas pressies did you find your mums sex toy?
I wanna know what makes you tick
Or is it simply you're a prick

Look at those who hate you there's too many examples
You're a blowjob salesman with a mouthful of samples (line courtesy of Emmet Hickey)
Lets not pretend you've got a brain
Abortionists could use you for an ad campaign
You should've been a blowjob

Adlib to end

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[marrythejuana]

@trevorm1 Cheers man :-)

[trevorm1]

Great man. laughed the whole way through.

I am sorry for not getting to this earlier, but I was on holiday and my lady friend hates when I do stuff on the internet when she's around. feels ignored.

Anyway I did see it now!