John Mapes - "I'm Spending Christmas In Skyrim"

It's that time of year again. Relatives are coming. Now is the time to hide out in Tamriel until it all blows over.
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LYRICS:

The snow is falling down
The roads are getting plowed,
And relatives are on their way here
I've got to find a place to hide
Got to make my presence disappear

Well, Christmas time is great
I got nothing against you Jesus
It's just that family interaction
I know where I'd much rather be
Just turning on my X-BOX 360

I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
Winterhold looks lovely this time of year
I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
Grandpa's just about to carve the Christmas skeever

I'll mount my trusty steed
Maybe go kill a giant
And use his toe in Christmas stuffing
I'll head on up to Solitude
And go caroling with the bards (maybe sing "Oh Tannenbaum")

And when it's late
I'll take some nirnroot
And hang it over the doorway
But there's no one there for me to kiss
I keep forgetting that this isn't Dragon Age

I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
I hope Santa visits northern Tamriel
I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
My exquisite dwarven boots make a great stocking

I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
I'm gonna get plastered on a jug of nord mead
I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
In Whiterun we can decorate the withering Gildergreen

I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
Stringing up lights around Azura's shrine
I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
Sky-rim!

CHORDS:
verse:
D, F#, G, D, Bm, G, D, F#, G
D, F#, G, D, Bm, G, D, G, A

chorus:
G, D, F#, G, A, Bm, G, A

solo:
Dm, C, G, Dm, A#, Dm, C, G, A

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Category:

Music

Tags:

• christmas
• music
• song
• carols
• skyrim
• elder
• scrolls
• The Elder Scrolls
• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
• dragonborn
• comes
• bethesda

[Eisbert1111]

GameWolf sent me :D

[jedi1ryan]

I was going to spend Christmas in skyrim, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[lolbanido]

man dats much nice

subbed

[GreysonMacAllister]

Lol but you CAN get married and receive a 'lovers comfort' in skyrim as long as you share no relation to the wolf man

[thegrandnaruto]

@jedi1ryan what is brong play skyrim on ps3?

[TheIrishGunman]

@EvilZebra333 Same here. :)

[SeanBradley]

Love this, shared with all my friends. :)

[ihazacheeseburger]

Downloaded it for free.

Now I'm feeling bad :(

[Johannicus]

@EvilZebra333 Same here ;)

[EvilZebra333]

I was going to spend Christmas in Skyrim, but then I met a girl. Yay

[Danbyrne100]

We should've behaved hes already here... the children books foretold of his return... his work of wrapping presents was merely a delay... when the year has ended and the people have begun their festivities... but no sane adult wanted to believe... believe he even exsisted... And! when the truth dawns it dawns in the sound of jingle bells... But the kids still believe in their tongue he is Santakiin... JOLLY BORN! FUS HO HO! (then generic santa music kicks in!)