Falafel Song

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Hi friends! Guess who's back??? :) I am excited to (a) share this video with you, and (b) eat the leftover props. Here is a song I wrote about Falafel. I hope that you like it!!

Special thanks to my friend Matt Whitworth--an incredibly talented musician whose tireless work on the instrumentals is the reason this song exists. Definitely check out his site!:

http://www.nowondermusic.com

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LYRICS:

Everybody eat the falafel
all the other food's gonna topple
everybody's head's gonna bobble
when they put in their mouth falafel

Hey baby, have I seen you around?
maybe you're not from this part of town?
you remind me of falafel, what? don't turn around
it's just because you're both hot and brown

Yes you look good, a real hot lady
you and falafel drive me crazy
let's go on a date, right now baby
don't make me wait--I'm not Kuwaiti

You say falafel, I say falafel
you eat potato, it's taste is awful
like a tomato but must you marvel
at the tastiness of falafel

in a pita pocket or pitter patter--
fried and crispy I'm getting fatter
In a sandwich or in a platter
lunch or dinner, it doesn't matter

if you had three wishes from a genie
you won't be wishing for a panini
and not chicken tetrazini
just falafel with tahini

other places you won't go
eat falafel and you'll just want more
just a little brown rock but you won't let go
it's the only rock a Palestinian won't throw

Don't like falafel? I'm gonna fight you
tasty rocks, yeah I'm gonna bite you
eat it all? Oh yes, I would like to
Don't like falafal? You must be a white dude

CHORUS

well there's four food groups, you knew it man
but did you know falafel is two of them?
Put one in your mouth, and you chew it then
put another one in, you can do it man

falafel is my favorite food
eat it and I'm in a real good mood
if I could eat it any time I would
it's like Cleveland, except these Browns are good

meet Denver, that's the name of my stomach
because it is the home of the nuggets
got falafel? Yes, but where to put it?
put it in your mouth and then you shut it

itching for a falafal morsel
hit the kitchen go through the door so
eat a lot and then you eat more so
get falafel up in your torso

I'd like to have a child, I pray
I'd like to have a boy someday
but if he's made of falafel, oh, you'd say
I'd have a real tough choice to make

no price on falafal? We can't have that
tell the cashier they have to tag that
tell the bag boy that he has to bag that
tell your bag mom, and tell your Baghdad

men love falafel, don't you know?
that's because it helps your mustache grow
and women voted it #1 meal to go
can you believe it? somebody let them vote

so be the envy of your peers
eating plenty of these spheres
if you need a recipe, then here's
one you can use for years and years cuz

CHORUS

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[iiSuv]

شباب المغني آصله لبناني ومعروف..

لايك عشان يعرفون..

[Tozzlez]

"Don't like falafal? You must be a white dude"

I'M WHITE AND I LOVE FALAFEL!! ^____^

[Tozzlez]

@dude75able says the keyboard warrior? right. lmao. thanks for the lolz xD

[dude75able]

@nalro7 Arabs are Ishmaelites

[dude75able]

@nalro7 you confused Judaism with the ancient Druid religion. They are the ones who worshipped trees and rocks.

And Southern rednecks have sex with their daughters.

I would never do that to my kin. I'd rather have sex with their mother, and make some more babies.

[dude75able]

@Tozzlez you're a British limey and your fiancee is a raghead

[dude75able]

@nalro7 We have our own oil. And it is priced so high, nobody can afford it. And most people are unemployed now in Babylon America.

Stop misjudging Americans.... we're helpless against the Freemason Government in Washington D.C.

very similar to what the Israelis have to deal with their Zionist regime.

Show me a government on the planet that actually takes care of its people.

[dude75able]

@nalro7 I'm Yahoodi. I do not eat pork either.

[nalro7]

We do not eat pork, which feeds on waste

[nalro7]

@dude75able We do not steal like you do not steal oil to kill people so we take the oil to Anjua Africa in order to steal diamonds for our daughters to Anrsl Imarsso States to the sex you are actually based state of disbelief and hypocrisy, and will be gone Bzn Alllah

[Tozzlez]

@hottiejohnny811 Im british not american... and my fiance and inlaws are arabian so i'm like a boss :P

[hottiejohnny811]

@ragenFOX :O lucky lmfao x]]]