Dr. Anesthesia tells some anesthesia jokes

Hello, I am Dr. Anesthesia. I would like to tell you some anesthesia jokes I heard recently:
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She, a surgeon and he, an anesthesiologist, just married in the first
night.
She washed herself before going to bed like usually in OR. He said:" Oh,
fine, good to have a surgeon as wife, typicall, everytime clean and
sterile!"
Next morning she said:" Oh, I have also some compliments for you,
typicall anesthesiologist, I did not feel anything!"
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Two anesthesiologists were sitting at a bar for nearly an hour. Finally, one turned to the other and said, "You know, Arnie, I`ve been thinking. It`s a dog-eat-dog world".
Arnie turned away and contemplated for another hour. Then he turned to his friend and said, "Maybe it is. Or it could be the other way around".
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A man woke up after an appendectomy with a huge bandage over his groin as well as one over his abdomen. He rang the bell, and eventually the doctor came in.
"What in the hell is that bandage for?" the man asked anxiously.
"I`ve got to apologize for that", the surgeon said. "The appendectomy was such a success that the anesthesiologist applauded. When I bowed I cut off your penis with the scalpel."
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A cannibal went to the local anesthesiologist complaining he was bored and depressed.
"The problem with you", the anesthesiologist said, "is that you`re fed up with people".

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The anesthesiologist stopped in a sleezy downtown coffee shop, the only place open at 3 A.M. The waitress who came over was scratching her ass as she waited for him to make up his mind.
"Do you have hemorrhoids?" the anesthesiologist asked.
"No special orders," the waitress barked.
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