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Uploaded by on Sep 30, 2011

Here's the situation! You're reading a YouTube video description and it links to a download of a catchy song! Do you: Download the song? Or: Do you draw a picture of a hamster drinking beer?
iTunes http://dft.ba/-rightchoice
Bandcamp http://dft.ba/-right-choice
Or subscribe at http://dft.ba/-suture and I'll email you every song I ever release!

Here's the situation! Social media is getting really cool or something, and that's great. Do you: Add Andrew on Facebook, Tumblr and Twitter? Or: Do you draw a picture of a hamster drinking beer?
http://twitter.com/andrewismusic
http://andrewismusic.tumblr.com
http://facebook.com/andrewismusic
http://facebook.com/songstowearpantsto

Billy Reid has two awesome channels that you should please enjoy:
http://youtube.com/billyreid
http://youtube.com/verytasteful

Lyrics:

The following song will really help you in life! I wish I'd heard it two hours ago...

Today we're going to learn about right and wrong!

In any given situation, there's only two ways to respond. If you think you need an explanation, just stay tuned to this song!

Here's the situation! You're walking along and see a discarded water bottle by the side of the road. Do you: Pick it up and try and squeeze the last few drops out of it, even though you're not thirsty? Or: Do you put it in the recycling?

Put it in the recycling! Yeah!

You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice! Anything can be recycled!

In any given situation, there's only two ways to respond. If anybody tells you different, just tell them that they're wrong! So wrong.

Here's the situation! You arrive home and find that the oven has been left on. Do you: Turn the oven off? Or: Do you go outside and collect a single maple leaf? Because, let's face it, it's the best kind of leaf!

Turn the oven off? Yeah!

You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice! Oven mitts rock! You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice! Do I even need these right now?

There's only right and wrong! There's only right and wrong! There's only ever two choices! There's only right and wrong!

But what about a nebulous grey area? Or situations which, upon closer analysis, reveal multiple courses of action which are both feasible and acceptable?

There's only right and wrong.

You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice! You have the power to make great choices! You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice! This song is 100% accurate! You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice! Right and wrong! Yeah! You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice!

Chords:

In any given situation...
C F C
C F C G/B (this last one is quick)

Verse 1
C

Chorus 1
C G
G F
F C

In any given situation...
C F C
C F C G/B (this last one is quick)

Verse 2
Am

Chorus 2
C G
G F
F C
C G
G F
F C

Bridge
C Dm
C Dm
C Dm

Chorus 3
C G
G F
F C
C G
G F
F C
C G/C
G/C F/C
F/C C
C G
G F
Fm C

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  • Anti-freeze in the recycling... EPA will be there to arrest you shortly.

  • any one else think andrew looks like he could be a member of the wiggles with his yellow shirt and huge smile?... just saying.

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  • 2:15 THAT MAN'S GLASSES FRAMES ARE FLASHING!

  • New soundtrack to ethics exam study times! Right choice? Hmmmm… there seems to be a suspiciously inebriated hamster doodle in my notes.

  • *LIKE* You made the right choice! The right choice! THE RIGHT CHOOIICEE!!!!

  • That last bit is amazing!

  • 29 people drew a picture of a hamster drinking beer.

  • right, the right choice is the right on to choose right now. am i right? right? i know im right. now i will step over to the right. not the left. the right is the RIGHT CHOICE!!!!

    this should be a kids show

  • umm draw a picture of a hamster drinking beer?

  • where was this during my childhood?

  • Both his hands are right. Naturally. It's the right choice.

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