Worlds Biggest Alarm Clock

Welcome to my entry to edge.ca "Worlds Biggest" contest.
This is what has gotten me to school and work on time for the last 4 years.
I mounted a large air cylinder to the head of my bed and a valve controlled by a computer which I program to wake me up in the morning.
Check out the vid of me at the radio studio!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrhtm3m0KzI

Oh! don't forget to check out the air compressor(s) I'm using to power it!!!!!!!!!

Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• alarm
• clock
• wake
• up
• bed
• pneumatics
• air
• compressor
• computer
• control

[alexollier]

get a chick, just let the bed do the work

[HerraTurhapuro]

I guess his neighbours are thinking that he is having sex every morning :D

[itshammertime3]

clock: You had a realy good time sleeping?

Allow me to play you the song of my people

[IamKZL]

His bed is ass rapeing him

[TheEisel]

This must be the dumbest thing i've seen for a long time.

[mugmeister]

Look mom! no girls girls!!! I´, gonna be a virgin for ever!

[Tylerperkinsblack]

If u. And a girl lay together. Ul. Have a baby

[DubiousN Nelson Pong]

I admit, I don't have the guts to even get on that thing.

[fawkinjoocy]

still wouldn't get me up

[SUNTANMALAN]

That's just one of your silly old masturbation toys :/

[nebzy]

anyone suprised he only has a single bed

[SinisterSpade]

That would be just it though. It is the point of the species. It is common practice, biologically expected of us. Aka, nothing special. Whereas, as the previous person you responded to put it, a "superior understanding of science" is not common practice. It is not expected or built into us as a species.

Of the two, the understanding of science would be heralded as the superior accomplishment, right?

Well. Unless you're fucking Christina Hendricks. Then you just win the god damn game you ass.

[HoochieDoll]

I think I need that compressor... lately I've been skipping college numerous times because I can't get out of my comfy bed DX

[lychicambess]

Posts talking about fucking/ posts about the actual clock. I can never tell what people care about more.

[TheSocialPlague]

The thing is while science can be a hobby or occupation, passing on genes by mating is a basic instinct build in our genetic structure. Most people can have sex while not many can be engineers, scientists, etc. To the point; I agree that science is cooler, but I find sex more enjoyable thing to do.

[Madvekee]

hey look he has a c4 in bed .... oh it was the only alarm clock

[mitsos512]

pimp my bed

[MrIgoril]

I want that

[SparcMacFan96]

i think you're virgin :)

[3golfhound]

I totally agree. Intellectual pursuits are irreplaceable, but they're in a whole different realm than sex. I may study physics all day, but the studying would definitely be aided by hourly fuck breaks

[VirginOfRape]

'Hi Mom! I fap here! Because I don't have a girlfriend! I pretend to have sex for a few moments when my alarm goes off though! Im so sad!'

[theGONEbros]

that is sooo funny!

[theGONEbros]

lol he says hi mom!

[honeflow]

lol xD

[taekwonico]

I want one of those!