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Teacher:If a divorced woman had £300,and spent 100 on a new marriage,what would she have left?
Pupil:Her old husband!
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thts kevin garnett
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One day a posionus snake has bitten CHUCK NORRIS! after 5 days snake died!.
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there are 3 madmen in the pub!They are talking: 1.madman:i am Jesus ,God sent me to protect the world 2.madman:why do you lie? i am Jesus and God sent me to protect world! 3.madman:ARE YOU ALL CRAZY??? I DIDN'T SEND ANYONE.
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that's a whole lotta monkeys on his back
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@pekosiita1 i don't get it
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Great.
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What did the mexican fireman name his kids?
Jose and hose B.
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Atlas ^^
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i had a justin bieber penis joke, but its too short
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3 Guys are in a cafe.
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."
The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."
The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world.
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.
The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.
The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.
The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER
kevinroxursocks 1 year ago 28
Holy shit! thats 1 strong nigga!
pizzarollsrock123 2 years ago 13