Masterbating Bear... Conan O'brian would be proud

Bear in Alaska enjoying himself...
Masterbating bear. Conan O'Brian

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Comedy

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• Masterbating
• Bear

[bagelkel00]

why in the world was this reccomended for me?

[niadic]

i have been masturbating to porn since i was in the 6th grade and i have been nothing but relaxed and chill so much so that i have never been in a fight or any altercation. so yea everyone should be able to look at porn u up tight cunt

[EipcGuy109]

WTF

[kaid115]

@ zerock the only other passage that mentions or can be related to masterbation in some way is Leviticus 15:15-18 which states you are unclean if semen touches you. However being unclean isn't necicarily a sin or else any woman on her period would be sinning (read the scripture below)

I am Christian.

[kaid115]

@ zerock actually that scripture dissents say masterbating is wrong. It was a tradition back then (and law witch we are no linger bound by) that if your brother died and his wife is without children you shall bear one for him.

The appropriate scripture to quote would be mathew 5:37-28 which basically states not to lust which throws pornography out of the picture or as some say "undressing one with your eyes" however if you can pull of masterbation without one lustful thought you are ok. The on

[vodude]

It's bad enuff that rednecks have been shooting & trapping bears all these years. Now they can't spank their monkey in peace either? What's the world coming to?

[punksk8r1792]

@Xerock I know myself better than you do, and I say I don't. Don't generalize the entire population of Christianity by just one small group of Christians who are against it. It's called stereotyping.

[Xerock]

@punksk8r1792

Actually you kinda do. See this is the fundamental difference between atheists and modern christians. Atheists have actually read the bible. Genesis 38:9-10.

[punksk8r1792]

@Xerock No we don't......

[Junette17]

@zatoinga <------ ahaha pag sure Oi.

Basin ikaw ang pangit maong daghan kag boyfriend kay imo man silang kulatahon o wakwakon nimo sila taga gabii kung dili sila mo sugot.. wahahaha ka louy sa imong BF. ohohoho PANGIT angay ka ilansang sa kross daun ibahog daun sa buaya..hahah tabangan..XD

wahahahaha Uy AYAW KALIMOT NA TAE! KA NA TAO! hahaha XD

[zatoinga]

@Junette17 You're just jealous 'coz you're scared to CUM out of the dark closet. UNLESS imong pangit nga daguay murag gitarikean nga sampot sa masakiton nga bayot. Hee hee......uLOL!