Nostalgia for an Age that Never Existed

Track 08 from "Prairie Home Invasion," a collaboration between Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon.

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[HatredShapedLikeAMan]

No, you smug little prick...It's irrelevant to this song. So, you know some absolutely useless trivia about Jello and you don't really know what nostalgia actually means? Well, thanks for trying your dipshit-hipster hardest to enlighten us, but you are a complete fucking jerk. Be proud of that, asshole. :)

[HatredShapedLikeAMan]

So...one of your responses is "yawn", a terribly clever and scathing response and the other was actually addressed to yourself? Well done, sir. You certainly defended your ignorance admirably, didn't you? And that's why you'll always be a complete loser. you giant. pathetic, hilarious douche.

[HatredShapedLikeAMan]

Obviously, you would. As long as it's all pre-planned, know-it-all "look at me"s or irrelevant, juvenile, one-sentence cop-outs. Right? Look, it's pretty simple: You tried to out-hip everyone, your gradeschool douchebaggery got called-out for what it was and, unable to accept having your bluff called, you spiraled out of control in one of the most hilarious online drownings I've ever seen. "Yawn", "I wuv you", "I call it living", "Your screenname sucks"? What's next, gonna call me a doodie head?

[ProgRockNerd]

I wouldn't be talking.

[HatredShapedLikeAMan]

Yep. Not quite a "yawn", but it's just about as mature and effective. I'm not sure what's sadder: You being too stupid to actually defend yourself in any coherent way or you being too stupid to know when to just give up and avoid any more embarrassment. Either way, it really is priceless.

[ProgRockNerd]

I wuv you. Mwah!

[HatredShapedLikeAMan]

Not surprisingly, another completely random, utterly-off-topic, nonsense comment from the guy who started this exchange by initially trying to come off as a cocky know-it-all. One that. while containing more letters, has about the same scathing relevance as your trademark "yawn"s. Keep 'em coming. Watching you chase your tail is a genuine blast.

[ProgRockNerd]

It's called "living". Look into it.

[HatredShapedLikeAMan]

Well, that was more creative than another "yawn", but the mere fact that it took you that long to come up with anything shows everyone how sad you really are. And even then, all you can muster is a feeble insult, solely based on my username? If, after weeks, that's all you've got, you obviously don't have shit. But just to take a play from your pathetic book, and watch you try to argue against your own logic, how about this zinger: "Happy to vent my endless hostility on those who deserve it."?

[ProgRockNerd]

I'm only a smartass to people with names like "HatredShapedLikeAMan" who have an undying inner need to vent their endless hostility on people they don't know. Obviously someone as in love with his hostility as you is The Perfect Punk.

[HatredShapedLikeAMan]

Exactly. You can't even be an effective smartass unless you have some preprepared, completely-irrelevant factoids to fall back on, can you? Come on, asshole, why don't you drop some more fascinating shit on us? Maybe you have the inside scoop on how, even though his name is Jello, he really prefers ice cream or...something equally as interesting? Then we'll all see how well-informed you really are after all. Or did you already blow your wad a while ago? No worries..."yawn" still kills. Jerkoff.

[ProgRockNerd]

Good idea! *yawn*