Day Trip To Hell Anyone? (DON'T MOCK THE CROSS!!)

Dear sinners (unless Jesus has in fact come back and is browsing youtube, in which case, I think I speak for everyone when I say a big thank you for dying for our sins Lord). The Lord arranged it with Satan (apparently they're on speaking terms again) that Bill Wiese should have a day tour of hell so that he could come back and warn us all about it. Only thing is, as far as GanjaStu can see, it doesn't seem to have affected him much! GanjaStu would be a raving bloody loony had he been on a day trip to hell! Anyway, you cannot say to the Lord that you haven't been warned now! So if you have ever mocked the cross and you end up being crucified for ALL ETERNITY (which is bloody long time) don't think a simple apology to the Lord will make amends, because it won't! So repent sinners, say sorry to the Lord if you've ever mocked the cross; probably wise to say sorry even if you don't remember ever having mocked the cross, because we all know He's a petty bleeder who will see your arse fry in hell forever if you don't!
GanjaStu has looked into the matter and as far as he can see there are no more scheduled day tours to hell. So unless you repent, say, "sorry Lord", and keep your nose clean you can expect a one way ticket from now on!
Remember, DON'T MOCK THE CROSS!! or be crucified for all eternity - harsh but fair says GanjaStu.

To view the Bill Wiese video "An Accurate Depiction Of Hell" click on the link below:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=StTRdtvfMcQ

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