Colette's Miracle Noodles

Shiritake / Miracle Noodle Capers Surprise
1 bag Shirataki/Miracle Noodles
1 tsp Paprika
1/2 tsp cumin
1 tbsp crushed capers
spray butter
salt / pepper
1 tbsp dijon mustard

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[pinz2022]

@75derrick

If she gives up the juice now she might be okay but if she keeps up with it the cosmetic disfigurement will kick in and it will be permanent. The prematurely aged skin. The unnaturally deep voice. The mannish features (and the abnormalities below the belt) will stay with her forever even after she goes off the roids.

It's too bad, she seems likeable and--if she let herself become normal again--quite attractive.

[flawedprophet]

My god i think you are absolutely gorgeous!

[powerlifted]

take more roids you moose and nice lame looking fake tits you he/she

[mariahlove08]

What foods should I eat before going into the gym? How can I get bigger boobs and butt like yours?

[75derrick]

Come on this is ridiculous what in the world is this woman doing to herself.She is totally killing her body go ahead keep injecting yourself with the juice and you will explowe into those noodles that you have on your hand

[SpadeAce90]

1:47 i saw what u did there

[tubebitch12]

Damn! She has got arms, bigger than Hulk Hogan?

[thefunkyone247]

thank you colette for the recipe. i'm debating to get sirataki noodles. love from the uk-xx

[jujajun99]

Thank you! And may I say I Loove people like you. The feeling of inspiration hits a person as soon as they see you. Just look at you and I want to go work out. You make me say I can Do IT. Best Arnold voice, lol. Also, your muscles really suit you, don't detract from your femininity at all^_^

[LaJoyci]

Yum!! I have to make that! Thank-you