CLASSIC LOVELINE: Adam Carolla Goes Off on a Cop Jag

You didn't get on the force so you could write some teenager a jaywalking ticket. You got on the force so you could take down perps.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Adam Carolla
• Dr Drew
• Loveline
• Cops
• Rant
• Jag

[m0ntr099]

adam for president

[kasparov777]

@dagame81790 yeah definatly Bruce

[adamk1775]

These dreams are completely normal.

[marvinshenk]

@FrettingCajarot

Hey Dick, have you ever looked at the entire list of simple "rules" in the LA traffic code book. Set aside a couple hours sometime. But I'm sure you've already done that, because you probably need advice and instructions for everything in your life.

Intelligent citizens use common sense, and simply have to suffer stupid laws and fines because of dim-wits like you that can't feel safe taking a shower without a helmet on. I'll never have trouble hearing your horn Dick.

[FrettingCajarot]

@h1ghon1nformat1on How am I a commie if I'm defending the laws of a democratic country? You're... stupid, aren't you?

[h1ghon1nformat1on]

@FrettingCajarot GTFO off my youtube page you commie slime bag

[FrettingCajarot]

@marvinshenk If there's a bike-rider in front of me who I'm honking at and he can't hear me because he's got his ear-buds on, he's creating a safety hazard. If that law were never there, there would probably be an occasion where those ear-buds got you into trouble, but you wouldn't see it coming. YOU'RE the pussy for not doing something as simple as looking up the legal rules when you ride your bike outside. So pay your ticket and shut the fuck up.Laws are there to protect idiots like you.

[FrettingCajarot]

@marvinshenk Not ALL police do that. A few do that cause their dicks, but most aren't like that. Most cops don't just go around beating the shit out of people, so then does that mean that it shouldn't be a rule that cops protect people? Those few represent the most, really only because of the uniform. Look past that and see it's PEOPLE that are assholes that don't do their jobs right and hand out tickets all day, but the laws should still be there isn't chaos.

[FrettingCajarot]

The whole thing about the tickets is dumb. He's going with the same mentality that the people who made those speeding rules have. That because a few fuck up, most suffer. So because Adam is a good driver who speeds, he wants the rules convenient for himself and wants to push his opinion with anger by making an environment where cops get a dirty looks for doing their job and enforcing a rule that saves lives. If he were president, he'd be Nixon. He should stick to relationship advice.

[Bainer55]

The police usually only show up when you don't want them around.

[shabido1]

This is the best!! And so true!!!

They are huge, used up, loose, pathetic pussies!!!!

I got a '$50' jaywalking ticket on a street next to a school, where the fat ass pussy was just sitting there all day to catch ppl for jaywalking, cause kids from the school do it a lot.

The ticket ended up being like $200!!!

For crossing the fking street!

STFU cop pussy dik suk!!

[IMPALEXANDERAVG]

Hes dreaming of the upcomming zombie apocalypse. Aim for the head. They won't get up if you take out the brain.