children suck.

a foreign advertisment for condoms.

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Comedy

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• children
• suck
• condoms
• candy

[PrimalConcrete50]

I would smack him in the face, and repeat that action until he shut the fuck up. Parenting requires a good ass whooping here and there. I was raised that way and it worked.

[grenadeer09]

i would have beat the shit out of that child

[MetalGearFool]

Fucking SOLD!

[Iarlaithtimmins]

Also if u want them to shut up don't whip other wise theyall cry aka louder

[Iarlaithtimmins]

Guy u KNO ur just dissing ur self dent U USED TO BE A CHILD

[AdolescentMr]

Children are like animals; you must tame them in order to get the results you want. However, animals are easier to tame...Besides, what's cuter? A newborn baby or a newborn puppy? Actually, I believe children are of a lower status than animals... It's a sick thing to say, but don't we all believe that to some extent? I'd probably adopt a child when he's 7-10 and teach him like a real father (I'm not evil). I may contradict myself, but I'm pro-choice abortion. Sorry for the long comment.

[Darkrunner1975]

I am want to shoot that asshole kid right in the forehead. Abortion. A beautiful thing.

[n4mel3ss]

@aaront624 According to Schopenhauer, "all that exists is better off not existing," because "people don't notice when they're happy as much as they notice when they're unhappy." Just look at life.

Even if you doubt it, there's no point in getting offensive about anything as ambiguous as this.

[n4mel3ss]

@PrimalConcrete50 @grenadeer09 Dear child-spankers, please take care not to beat your kids in the wrong country. Sweden, for instance, banned it.

Oh, and please resort to physical punishment only when all else fails.

[bananaberry565]

I'd give him the ass whopping of a lifetime.

[RockPaperWindow]

... and people at my school wonder why I don't like children.

[lilcheevous]

i would just lie and leave them at the check out. I get so tired of my little brother he's such a dick. if your too nice they walk all over you, too strict they go crazy, you have to be a perfect parent just to have a normal kid. I used to always picture my adult life with children now i dont even want one.