PIT Episode 5: "You Know What They Say: Big Foot..."

PIT has wrapped up the asylum investigation and now they head outdoors to the forests of Central California. But it's no vacation. A hiker has gone missing and there are multiple reports of a killer Big Foot roaming the hills. Art, Deuce, Pam, Lear and Clark are ready for their biggest challenge ever: riding three-hunded miles in freeway traffic. And they're ready to track down a Sasquatch too. Tonight the adventure begins. Only one thing is for sure: It's going to get hairy out there.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Bigfoot
• paranormal
• comedy
• creature
• Sasquatch
• hairy beast
• funny
• ghosts
• forest
• eerie
• parody
• Big Foot

[2000Rothschild]

hey mr. artmack, what about inviting kate gosselin on one of your investigative searches? she is available and she could bring all those kids along - just a thought.

[MrArtMack]

2000Rothschild, We've never done a co-investigation with a cast from another reality show, but in this world of "everyone has a show" anything is possible. Although we wouldn't want anyone who is slow around when we're being chased by Bigfoot. Maybe we can also talk with David Faustino, Gene Simmons or any of the many ex Real World cast members. too.

[aphollywood]

Man, that hiker ---, I'm taking my dog with me whenever I head into the hills from now on. I thought mountain lions were a concern, but this; woah --.

[MrArtMack]

I hear you, aphollywood. Were it not for the thousands of cameras that California's Governor has placed around the Schwarzenegger State Forest, we might not be so lucky to have that awesome footage of the hiker being attacked by Bigfoot.

[MrArtMack]

But let's not forget in our enthusiasm about the amount of cameras out there that a very nice hiker got more than he bargained for at the hands of a seven-foot hairy beast. This is why PIT took on the case. You can see part one of our investigation right now and the newest episode on December 11. By the way, ap, good idea keeping your dog by your side. It's always smart to hike with a friend, or with a large, sharp stick. Better yet, both.

[culo908]

why is it loading so much !...well come

on I would like to see the whole thing........

[MrArtMack]

We hope you were able to see the full episode, culo98. Based on our evidence we feel that a Bigfoot creature was violently shaking transmission towers at precisely the time you were attempting to view Episode 5 of PIT. Let us know if you saw the full show.

[MrArtMack]

Thanks, Mitch. PIT only brings our cameras and paranormal detecting devices, but we don't carry firearms...on investgation anyway. We're just hoping that Bigfoot isn't camera shy. You'll find out in the next episode.

[Mitchtheman1000]

Yo Art. Great episode. Bigfoot hunts are cool. Is PIT bringing any guns for this one? I would.

[nbstoudt]

I'm glad that you fellas (and lady) stay away from the Baldwin Bros (by the way-- have you ever noticed that Mrs Baldwin birthed just enough sons so that you can find one at any most touristy hot spot in LA?).

At any rate, they are classified as "phenomena" and it should be investigated by someone. But I appreciate PIT being above the task..

Ever consider the Gabor sisters? I know the one is dead and gone, but I've seen the other one at Nobu and she certainly classifies as "the walking dead."