Pitch White - "Emo Bitches"

Starring Pitch White
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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Rap
• Pitch
• White
• Bromance
• Sluts
• Fallout
• Bright
• Teen
• Eyes
• Bloc
• Party
• Panic
• Disco
• Chemical
• Romance
• Tits
• Hello
• Kitty

[EmoKunoichi9351]

Dude....none of these girls in the vid are even close to being emo. xD

they're just trailer park skanks.

[TheSepline]

the dude looks pretty cool

[kan93]

@EmoKunoichi9351 100% right lol not even 1 of these girls r emo

[mbm13213]

emo is spooky

[TheRealPitchWhite]

@neeshirey A few definitions for you to ponder since we're being so literal:

"Pitch" (noun) the relative level, intensity, or extent of some quality or state.

"Pun" (noun) the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications; a play on words.

"Satire" (noun) the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

"Naive" (adj) lacking developed powers of analysis, reasoning, or criticism.

[neeshirey]

@TheRealPitchWhite I found this video while looking up the mixed metaphor "pitch white." A half-wit truck driver who works for me once used the phrase to describe a snow storm. I Googled it to see if any other idiots out there think "pitch" means "extremely." Congratulations again.

[neeshirey]

My apologies, Justin Bieber owes his distinctive hair style to you. Congratulations! Talk about creepy!

[TheRealPitchWhite]

@neeshirey If it weren't for censorship, I would have revealed the other hugest thing you've ever seen. Big ups playa.

[TheRealPitchWhite]

@neeshirey According to wikipedia "Bieber was discovered in 2008 by Scooter Braun who happened to come across Bieber's videos on YouTube." My masterpiece dropped in 2007, so hop on over to his page and tell him he jacked Pitch White's ethereal locks. P.S. He calls me on the daily, thanking me for making his career and he thanks you for knowing so much about him (but you should stop tweeting him so often; he's getting kinda creeped out).

[TheRealPitchWhite]

@Unholyfuture010 Thanks for being dooped sucka. The video is four years old and fools are still watching it. Put me on legend status son.

[neeshirey]

Couldn't they find girls without bruises all over their legs?

[neeshirey]

Terrific. A Marilyn Manson wannabe with Justin Beiber hair and the hugest nose I've ever seen.  Thanks a lot. Now I'm going to have nightmares