Family Guy - Bag O' Weed

(UK) Series 8 - Episode 12 - 420
(US) Season 7 - Episode 12 - 420

Enjoy.


Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would, when I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good! Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick --

Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick!

Everybody: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! A bag of weed, a bag of weed, oh everything is better with a bag of weed. It's the only hope that you'll ever need, 'coz everything is better with a bag of weed!

Stewie: There you go, you're all getting it now!

Everybody: When Texas people wanna feel good --

Stewie: They go assault a queer.

Everybody: When stupid people need a thrill --

Stewie: They rent The 'Rocketeer.'

Everybody: When Michael Jackson needs a rush --

Stewie: He humps a guy like me.

Everybody: Right! But all we need is a bag of weed to keep us worry free! 1! 2! 3! Oh! A bag of weed, a bag of weed, oh everything is better with a bag of weed. you don't need meth and you don't need speed, 'coz everything is better with a bag of weed!

Stewie: Have a go Brian.

Brian: As Mr H.L.Mencken said 'The common man's a fool.'

Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said 'Doof stoo gee nay foo tool.'

Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear.

Everybody: HEY! 'coz all we need is a bag of weed to make us wanna cheer! And one, two! a bag of weed, a bag of weed, oh, everything is better with a bag of weed. You can try and fight but we're all agreed because everything is better with A Bag of Weed

(break)

Everybody: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! and 1! 2! 3! 4! and a 5! and a 6! and a 7! HO!! a bag of weed, a bag of weed, oh, everything is better with a bag of weed. You're a happy guy but you plant the seed, because everything is better with A Bag... Of... Weed! Oh everything is better with a bag of weed!!

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• Family
• Guy
• Bag
• Of
• Weed

[TheWeedlover2]

@chao500

in the lyrics where you put can't proceed, it's plant the seed

[Chao500]

@TheWeedlover2

Cheers. I got the lyrics from a dodgy website anyway.

[DarkZerkerX]

If you legalize weed, crime will go down. When trafficking weed, gangs need guns. With those guns, they kill rival drug dealers. Restricting access to a popularly used item without completely acting totalitarian about the policy results in crime. Plain and simple.

[ReadyFailSet]

You cut out the xylophone solo! That's one of the best parts!

[sexyschotte]

@DarkZerkerX First of all: Quod erat demonstrandum

secondly: Ever thought about WHY drugs are illegal?

Thank you.

[DarkZerkerX]

@sexyschotte Really? So you're denying that spending 14-30 billion dollars on the Drug War is justified? Especially when drug trafficking and drug violence spiked after the Drug War? Oh and not to mention the illegal drug business is a multi-BILLION dollar industry? A multi-billion dollar industry that the government can't tax? Take your own advice sir.

[sexyschotte]

@DarkZerkerX Just take a minute of silence. think about what you wrote. then you will realize :)

Next time: 1. Think 2. Write. Save yourself the embarassement :)

[Johi92]

@ReadyFailSet xylophone? it was a bong solo :D

[TheWeedlover2]

lol at the background laughter at the end of the vid

[TheOFFICIALdaan]

its only illegal cz the government cant tax it. That and theyre just arrogant.

[hound139]

this tune is off Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!!!

[xXGAMEL0VEXx]

153 people are CIA

[vinnywerneck]

weed is the shit !

[AxelBow]

152 people can't get weed.