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The lyrics, as transcribed by JigSawPuppet on fxp.co.il

Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE
A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade.
and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH
BLOOM TRANSITION
The birds get the hell out of there.
Because they know something's going down
Is he gonna die?
No, it's a medium shot.
Pan, zoom, and slow-mo
means he's the target.
Mysterious hooded man watches
(from a distance)
Take a second to look awesome
Time to go.
Walk in slow-motion
So you still look awesome.
Guard just saw you,
And he's gonna shot you.
But don't mind him
Just keep looking awesome.
That shadow will take care of him
WHITE! Guard says "Stop!"
Just kill him with your awesome
The other got it by an arrow so you're good.
PART THE RED SEA
Hopefully those guards have good armor
No, they don't. Maybe they do
They don't.
Now act like you didn't do it.
They're not buying it...
Target comes out of his shelter
He's distracted by a feather.
He's like, "SHOOT ME!"
He likes feathers.
He looks up when he remembers
Ooh, I LOVE birds!
Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE
Everywhere PEOPLE DIE
Target doesn't die,
HE'S FINE!
Target sends horsemen to die.
Kill the horse, the rider falls down.
Kill the rider the rider falls down.
Target's still fine.
Target nods and some other guards
that were hiding in pillars
COME OUT
and then take their formation
then Target pulls out his sword
then goes to smell his sword
...not sure why.
Mysterious hooded man joined by
other hooded people...
YOUR'E NEXT.
RUN-NING
RUUUUUUUNNING
SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK


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[xxxmexicorocksxxx]

I show this to my sister and tells me to get a life then she starts listing to Justin Bieber can you believe that!

[Fatality65]

Thumbs up if you want him to do videos on more videogames and anime.

[TOAST135]

The thing I find wierd about this is at the end all mistirous hooded people jump at pikes. -.- Why?

[MatsuriProductions]

@xxxmexicorocksxxx tell her this "I'm a gamer I got lots of lives thank you very much!"

[legowoofdog]

OOH I LOVE BIRDS

[NuclearParadox]

@Puglord99 While I disagree highly with that opinion, I will admit there are little to no Anime trailers that can be literalized. They already outline the plot and characters as they are.

[lolomgwtfun]

@MrCatsforbrains I'm joining your religion and also........  I LOVE BIRDS

[choshy13]

Battlefield3

[Doughboy040595]

2:27-first facial expression he has ever made

[Puglord99]

@Fatality65 Anime sucks ass.

[xxxmexicorocksxxx]

@CJBountyHunter maybe I will I still haven't shown her the revelation version :)

[corvetteee1]

@LostEpsilon, the storm troopers did it. But then again, look what happened to them