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Dracula: "These kids today, with their emo vampires and their too tight trousers"
Well said, Dracula. Well said.
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@robinfan2 what are Audions? a newly discovered alien race?
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how the real twilight should have ended blade staking edward in the heart
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Twilight SUCKED! first of all the werewolf would have bitten her head off when he met her then the vampire doesnt die in the sunlight? Wth!? And a vampire 2,014 year old would obviously date someone his age like a zombie or ghost! Jeez!
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Bell: why are you leaving
The vampire guy (don't know his name): because you cheated on me with a ware wolf
Blade kills him
Audions: yay
Morbios starts kicking his dead bodie
Bell gets shot by deadpool
Deadpool: what you thought you were going to leave me out of your text
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@pikmintaro it's twillight that needs to get there facts straight. The myth originated from an actual king named Dracula. Rumor went that he drank blood. He was alway awake at night and was allergic to garlic. Your version twisted the cool myth to assholes that fall fora teanager (let's not forget he's 2,000 years older than her) and SPARKLES IN THE SUN WHAT THE HELL. Your the troll here learn to take a joke
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@hewttehdewb I thumbed you up for thumbing down a thumb whore.
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@hewttehdewb That was really my first comment XD
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@hewttehdewb What?!
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@TheEvilFusion I hate it too, but thumbed you down anyway for being a thumb whore
Twilight Suck!!! Thunbs up if yo aggre
TheEvilFusion 1 year ago 87
Wish Blade could slay Twilight vampires all of em............ok wolves as well that movei sucked balls
XDReconSpartanXD 7 months ago 14