Santapologetics

Think stories about Santa Claus are a bunch of fairy tales? Think again!
Refuting the close-minded and unsophisticated Santa-skeptics, and affirming the existence of our Father Christmas.


Music:
Kevin MacLeod - "Wish Background"
http://incompetech.com

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Santa
• Claus
• St.
• Saint
• Nicholas
• elves
• apologetics
• theology
• theologians
• apologists
• atheist
• skeptic
• god
• delusion
• christian
• bible
• stories
• fairy
• tales
• easter
• bunny
• christmas
• tooth
• Richard
• Dawkins
• PZ
• Myers
• courtier's
• reply
• moderate
• theistic
• evolution
• creationism
• intelligent
• design
• holiday
• presents
• folklore
• myth
• religious
• parody
• satire
• flying
• spaghetti
• monster
• fsm
• invisible
• pink
• unicorn
• ipu
• experience
• edward
• current

[ndoki9]

Stupid atheists not believing in Santa the evidence is all around us, it's pure ignorance. Eternity is a long time and I'm afriad they will be spending it in hell.

Santa bless

[MisterBoswell]

@Manknewbest

Any sane person who is being honest would have to answer "because they want to". Well, that's how Santa feels. He gave us freewill to be naughty or nice, so evil exists only as a natural consequence of freewill. Stop trying to make up objections and just admit that you have a Santa shaped hole in your heart you've felt all your life, you KNOW it. And it can only be filled by repenting of your naughtiness, and placing your faith in him as your personal lord & gift-giver.

[deathray32]

Any gift you receive may be a regifting of a gift previously given to someone else. But there cannot be a chain of regifting extending infinitely far back into the past. Therefore there must be an original giver who gives gifts but does not receive them. We call this original, ungifted giver, Santa. This is the Klaus Cosmological Argument.

[toulouse666]

Nice!

I will receive a slightly radioactive lump of coal!!!

Now I have something to burn to prove to these moronic Anthropogenic climate change sheepish believer idiots that doing so won't change shit!

No but even more seriously. epic burn by analogy!

[Polymeron]

This is PERFECT.

[komojo8]

@SeenAndNotSeen I watch watch porn lmao...

[SeenAndNotSeen]

@komojo8 So, if you were looking at porn, and he had happened to see what was on the screen, it would be the website's fault?

Nope, still your fault. Glad we got that cleared up.

[komojo8]

@SeenAndNotSeen He's not on fucking youtube or on the internet he happened to come over at the wrong time >.<

[SeenAndNotSeen]

@komojo8 I don't need to explain anything. Your brother shouldn't be looking on the Internet at all without supervision, let alone watching Youtube videos.

[komojo8]

@SeenAndNotSeen I'm 15 he's 8 and you still need to explain. Goodluck.

[SeenAndNotSeen]

@komojo8 How old are you and your brother?

[komojo8]

@SeenAndNotSeen Well at 2:46 to 3:00 you was saying about how it was impossible for santa to get into homes and it is a well known fact that parents buy their children gifts themselves, Explain please?