The "I Don't Believe in Evolution" song

This is my friends and I preforming a song we saw in a video about Ken Ham and his ministry. The name of the song is "I Don't Believe in Evolution" and it is being preformed by Misters Walter T. And David L. Lobster on vocals. Mr. Fernando Bolivar on the acoustic guitar, and Ms. Penny Farthing on the cowbell.

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[Jrivera11893]

hey guys, do you think you can forward me the chords, i can't find them anywhere and i wanna play this for my biology teacher. it would be much appreciated!!

[wallythelobster]

@Jrivera11893 wish I could, but we never had them either, just had to wing it.

[somebuddycool]

god i hope u guys aren't really the stereotypical rednecks you're portraying.

[Alkirin]

needs more cowbell

[MalakaiJ]

@painlessguy I find it funny how all you do is say "just because you say it, doesn't make it true" but all you Evolutionists do is say Evolution's true and there's no God, Heaven or Hell. Rather than criticising people for praising the God they know exists, why not prove your case? Or are you like all Evolutionists and have none?

[willacait11]

Vocals are pretty bad we sing this song better at vacation bible school

[willacait11]

Good gosh you people are bunch of idiots!!! Why can't you people accept gods word and understand that he created everything out if nothing!!!

[amandamawson]

This seems to have the lyrical stylings of Rebecca Black....

[XxWallZzxXZ]

@Painlessguy you make me laugh.

[painlessguy]

Just so people know... Just because you come up with a song for your theory, does NOT make it anymore valid. You people are weak and need your security blanket (god). I got bad news for you, your not going to heaven.... or hell for that fact. You just quit existing. That's some scary stuff for you. Yeah tell me I'm going to hell, but tbh that doesn't scare me. Just empty promises and threats.

[mcmadbat3]

typical redneck.

[TheHigherVoltage]

@PatsBlog And to put this bluntly - Berlinski is full of shit.

A 2008 Slate magazine profile by Daniel Engber characterized Berlinski as "a critic, a contrarian, and — by his own admission — a crank [...and] zealous skeptic, more concerned with false gods than real ones."

Hes just another liar for the cause of mis-information for money.

[TheHigherVoltage]

@PatsBlog Berlinski is a professional philosopher and a founding Fellow at the Discovery Institute - A Christian Fundamentalist think tank. He helped create and launch the deceptive and dishonest "Wedge Strategy" to promote Christian ID and discredit evolution.

(1) He's not a biologist

(2) His "dog in the race" is the pay and expense account funded by DI fundie Christians.

Personally, when I want information on biology, I study biology. I don't rely on the opinions of others.

[Diamonds4eyes]

O.O I have been looking for this song for like forever!

Do you mind sending me the lyrics or something so I can print them out? Please please please ^.^ lol