On Testicles and Death- Spoken word by David Ury from an old travel journal

This is another travel journal entry from my 1998 trip to the Philippines.
Dog testicles hanging everywhere you look, yeah.
I don't remember what city this was, but I happened to come across a funeral procession led by this dog who trotted in front.

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[about3point141592653]

Hey, wait a minute. What happened to Ken Tanaka's accent? It's not real?!? Whaaaa?!?!?!

Does this mean that Ken Tanaka doesn't really love me?!?!?!

[Hatterific]

David has to be mad that his brother has more fame than him.

[Sucrahey]

Wow I just found out that you have an 'alter ego' and I am not disappointed at all. I thinks its brilliant on what you are doing. Thanks for sharing great videos

[hooliganking89]

sounds pretty grimy.

[leloodallasmultipass]

I think you have excerrent engrish accent.

[okamichamploo]

Really great monologue.

I think it`s kinda dissapointing that all the comments seem to just talk about how you`re not doing the ken tanaka accent and thus ignoring the true linguistic power of this piece.

[noxure]

@about3point141592653 Haha, he even has his own IMDB page. You've probably seen some of the movies he played in.

[wotanson1]

Wait, you're not Japanese, man I'm felling cheated.

[whiskeyminute]

Is "nose" a euphemism in this story?

[ElevenColors]

HOLY FUCK man, I'm watching you on Lie To Me rental DVD right now.

[demonspawn616]

your an actor i saw you on zeke and luther you played the ice cream man!